Vox ex Machina

The little fella was probably just looking for validation for knowing stuff, you didn't have to murder him

Fellas, is it corporatist to yiff?

1 Interviewer: Do you promise you will love us unconditionally? 2 Interviewer: And value your employer above your friends and family? 3 Person: Haha no, I just want to make money. 4 Interviewer: Look me in the eyes and tell me you would jump on a live hand grenade to protect this Wendy's.

We made a comic about a job interview.

The effectiveness of the attack ads lies in demoralizing the democratic leadership, since they are embarrassed to be seen supporting trans rights, and this leads them to make strategic blunders like not changing their platform in other ways beyond throwing trans people under the bus

Harvard Law School professor emeritus Alan Dershowitz: Hello again, I am Harvard Law School Professor Emeritus Alan Dershowitz, may I have pierogi?

Farmers market staff: no.

Harvard Law School professor emeritus Alan Dershowitz: this is the second time,

Farmers market staff: please leave.

u can avoid these problems if u get famous as your authentic self instead of masking it for cloud ^-^

waow

wait Walgreens is real? I thought the night crew made it up for a marcus bit

So if Hazbin/Helluva is any indication, we will be waiting a few years from the pilot of Homestuck while they produce the entire Problem Sleuth animated universe and make it hella gay

It's the sequel to Bards Quest

homestuck is the sequel to problem sleuth

need to be saved baptized & filled

thinking that transsexual is meant as a divisional identity wrecker tactic is cissexism

"Good people don't serve in the military" is how you end up with a fascist military that won't defend your democracy just fyi

Parts of my bio are additions based on unhinged shit that people have said to me or my friends. Transsexual cis woman is one of those.

I'm transfem and genderfluid

Maybe we're just working off of two different definitions of hate here

They do hate men, but their solution to their hate is embracing the patriarchal hierarchy of men.

The "good men" in charge of their lives protect them from the "bad men" (poor, racialized, mentally ill, homeless, etc.)

If the good men become abusive? That's just the cost of doing business

What if he was voiced by Eddie Murphy

"its a vaccine that mimics natural immunity"

isn't that just how vaccines normally work?

"its effective against any kind of mutation"

ok thats definitely NOT how vaccines work

hello terf darkmoney people I have an announcement: I am detransitioning. I will call myself a boy now. Please give me money to talk about how you can take estrogen and cut your balls off and wear dresses and be a boy. thankyou

Jesus was the first newtype

The feeling is mutual (I am also disappointed in me)

The eagles aren't a taxi service. They got eagle shit to do. Like feeding their massive babies

Me when the city won't give me approval to build a series of sloped platforms on my property

I wanna be a diamond league lesbian

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Nobody asks how da tuna 😔

i don't wanna consider the social ramifications of this opportunity i just want to benefit from it C:

If you're a bystander wondering how you can tell if a "just asking questions" guy is legit, ask yourself if the guy has been asking the same question for 5-10 odd years and instead of going to people who know the answer, keeps asking the crowd new hypotheticals