𝐳𝐢𝐠𝐠𝐲 𖦹₊⊹

sending a risky text and putting my phone on do not disturb so i can scroll to distract myself in peace but still exiting the app to check for notifications every minute leave me aLONE

some algorithms tell me “we think you might like this!” and proceed to show me ONLY things i’ve already liked??? showing me things is your ONE job!!!!

Kanskje hvis vi rebrandet skatt som abonnement på samfunn+

such a clunt <3

and i’ve always said that

i have a note from february 2020 that says “february has 400 days” and it’s always february isn’t it

me ages 19-23

imagine feeling the weight of mullet guy kermit instead

that’s our height difference……… delete this

you’re right and you should say it

THAT’S OSLO BAYBEE !!!

new guy at work told me he just started playing ‘the last of us part 2’ and i caught myself thinking “i’m not sure i’m ready for a serious relationship though“ GIRL you skipped a few steps

hey wanna come over and romanticize reacting dramatically and inappropriatly to receiving devastating news? i'm up anyway just lmk

he’s literally my style icon

such terrible timing for the serial killer maths professor to ghost me cause i’m fucking fuckin with this i mean i need to fuck this i mean

HELLO????? this SLAYS????

masala politics, og spør om å få hatt

6w7

jeg tenker ofte dette!!! føler mindre skyld og skam over å være borte fra jobb fordi jeg har feber enn fordi jeg tenker på å dø liksom:)

he slipped right outta my womb :’)

i think you mean from legally blonde :)

[våkner opp med en hangover] Uhh hva skjedde i går kveld
[Odd Nerdrum ved siden av meg i senga] God morgen
[Meg] Odd Nerdrum min kjære, hva skjedde

added to the list!!

my favorite is to make @eastcoastwitch.bsky.social tell me what i’ve missed

every year i tell myself to watch more movies. and every day i make the choice to watch two one hour videos of someone watching a movie i’ve already seen instead

THANK U i’m so scaewed 🥺👉👈

what they don’t know is that i just left the house and walked a block in a blizzard before realizing i wasn’t wearing pants