adrienne 🌹

one of my friends is a high school history teacher, i think she deserves a million dollars and a month off 😭😭

you guys don’t understand how much i hate spicy as a descriptor for erotica

can we go back to calling romance novels bodice rippers instead of spicy

me at 6am once again begging you to write it so i can shout ideas and lines of dialogue at you in the discord

Its a twin peaks screencap of Shelly played by Mädchen Amick asking "would you like some pie?" And Gordon Cole played by David Lynch saying "Massive, massive quantities" they are at the double r diner

and if you’re gonna take the time to write something that long, like, write your own shit??? that will make you happy????

HELL YAAAAAA

he is so stupid i need him with my whole being 😭😭😭😭

is this a lost beastie boys album cover???

also as a new england girlie the environment always feels like putting on an old but well-loved souvenir sweatshirt

i will never not shout from the rooftops about this or evvie drake 😭

I wish I got the savant type of autism instead of the can’t touch microfibre type of autism.

Transition from doom scroller on 🐦 to certified yapper on 🦋 >>>

WAIT IS IT OUT?????

how do i get a mini one to keep in my pocket always

and yes i realize im living up to my username

nothing feels truly hopeless with a crispy baja blast

absolutely love how easy it is to piss australia off in civ, i convert one city to my religion and john curtin is throwing his hat down in frustration

i have absolutely no idea what to do or say on this site

rt if u agree

i was really convinced you had a secret hobby i couldn’t know about

tale as old as time but god forbid someone larger than an xl wants to wear something fun for a holiday party

the vibes are IMMACULATE

tuxedoes are sooooo dramatic and for what

with the amount of hyperfixations i’ve had i think the inside of my brain looks like a cheesecake factory

Good morning they did this on purpose to torture me and me specifically

the chairman himself 😭😭

A photo of comedic actor and singer-songwriter Matt Berry, a cuddly dude with a beard and long, dark hair, looking contemplative

Yet again, I see that People Magazine is too cowardly to admit who the real Sexiest Man Alive is: