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Hi, I’m Ash. 32, Boston area, he/him. Fitness posting, into powerlifting and kickboxing. No minors. Also gonna be mixing macro smut into this space so fair warning if you’re gonna be weird about that

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Latest posts by ash.keysma.sh on Bluesky

Nah I wanna like. Be at least vaguely aware of what’s going on. There’s a line between being aware and drowning in the misery, even if it’s a thinnnn fucking line in 2025

12.08.2025 02:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Dude this website is so fucking stressful. I gotta just like. Read the news and use this place to only post horny macro shit. Christ almighty

12.08.2025 02:00 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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fun times at the bar with ash 🥴

art by magnetiorchid!

16.10.2024 18:03 — 👍 47    🔁 16    💬 0    📌 0
The president has been briefed by Mark Penn, a pollster who has worked for Bill and Hillary Clinton, and Andrew Stein, a former New York City Council president and decades-long friend of Mr. Trump, on a range of polling that showed Mr. Cuomo could still be competitive as an independent candidate. Both men have pushed Mr. Cuomo as the best candidate despite his loss in the Democratic primary, including in a recent Wall Street Journal op-ed. One of Mr. Penn’s firms did extensive work for a pro-Cuomo super PAC in the primary.

And in a previously undisclosed call in recent weeks, Mr. Trump spoke about the race directly with Mr. Cuomo, an old associate and foil, according to three people briefed on the call, who were not authorized to discuss it.

The president has been briefed by Mark Penn, a pollster who has worked for Bill and Hillary Clinton, and Andrew Stein, a former New York City Council president and decades-long friend of Mr. Trump, on a range of polling that showed Mr. Cuomo could still be competitive as an independent candidate. Both men have pushed Mr. Cuomo as the best candidate despite his loss in the Democratic primary, including in a recent Wall Street Journal op-ed. One of Mr. Penn’s firms did extensive work for a pro-Cuomo super PAC in the primary. And in a previously undisclosed call in recent weeks, Mr. Trump spoke about the race directly with Mr. Cuomo, an old associate and foil, according to three people briefed on the call, who were not authorized to discuss it.

Bombshell report from The New York Times reveals that President Donald Trump spoke directly to Andrew Cuomo about how to stop Zohran Mamdani from becoming NYC mayor. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/06/n...

06.08.2025 19:28 — 👍 3199    🔁 1143    💬 212    📌 479

an important part of this story a media with integrity will make salient is Microsoft is CURRENTLY complicit in the mass surveillance of people being targeted for assassination by an oppressive government aftermath.site/microsoft-bd...

29.07.2025 00:25 — 👍 543    🔁 384    💬 8    📌 4

They told me they're getting a lot of complaints about this when I called, tried to push me to do an e-mail. Politely told them I would prefer to leave my complaint by phone and they took it. Easy. If you're calling Visa, hit 0 and lead by saying you'd like to file a complaint.

24.07.2025 20:21 — 👍 3428    🔁 2538    💬 15    📌 9

“Where have you been” around. on one hand, fuck posting. on the other hand, free dopamine

22.07.2025 00:48 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So fucking sick of this country. man.

22.07.2025 00:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

2025 sure has been a fucking year, huh.

22.07.2025 00:45 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 0
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Group Selfie
feat. @ash.keysma.sh and ace (not on Bluesky)
art by @mammalfriend.bsky.social

16.07.2025 19:41 — 👍 72    🔁 19    💬 9    📌 0
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lesbian puppy girls :3
(she/her for Magna🦊🪄)
(She/her for Tammy 🐺🏳️‍⚧️)

13.05.2025 02:08 — 👍 8494    🔁 1804    💬 83    📌 27
14.05.2025 17:32 — 👍 3321    🔁 516    💬 28    📌 6
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#giantess #gigantess

18.02.2025 23:26 — 👍 648    🔁 127    💬 4    📌 1
The default Blender modifiers menu. All items have gray icons and it's difficult to differentiate between them unless you closely read every name

The default Blender modifiers menu. All items have gray icons and it's difficult to differentiate between them unless you closely read every name

The Bforartists version of the same menu. Each tool has a different icon in bright, readable colors. It's much easier to tell the difference between tools, even if you squint.

The Bforartists version of the same menu. Each tool has a different icon in bright, readable colors. It's much easier to tell the difference between tools, even if you squint.

A friend shared this with me, so now I'm sharing with you:

This is a fork of Blender that has an overhaul of the interface that adds colored icons, verbose tooltips, and more industry-standard behavior across the board.

www.bforartists.de

Check out this before and after of the modifiers menu:

25.05.2024 23:05 — 👍 3170    🔁 1365    💬 111    📌 77
a giant skunk, Ash, walks away from the camera. stuck to one of his broad soles is a Pael, a tiny alien. in a little inset, he's yawning cutely. the art is by kerneldecoy!!

a giant skunk, Ash, walks away from the camera. stuck to one of his broad soles is a Pael, a tiny alien. in a little inset, he's yawning cutely. the art is by kerneldecoy!!

CW paws

for as many Terran partners as i have, you'd think i'd learn to stay off the floor. it's not like they can feel me with those. uh. big, lovely (????) paws . especially not @ash.keysma.sh let's be real wow he's a hunk,

art by @kerneldecoy.bsky.social !!

18.02.2025 00:55 — 👍 539    🔁 124    💬 4    📌 0

I got to see it with a live director Q&A immediately after the showing and it fucking rocked. Legitimately ripshit that it got exactly zero oscar heat

11.02.2025 02:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

aw, thanks haha. appreciate it bud

24.11.2024 21:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Welcome to...
YouTube video by Origami Angel - Topic Welcome to...

Oh whoops lmao I sure fell off doing this. Today is Origami Angel’s debut album. Fucking love some mid-oughts melodic emo youtu.be/0Hb6qEpRxII?...

24.11.2024 20:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

fucking lol, thank you the onion

14.11.2024 15:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.

Hi everyone.

The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.

We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.

We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.

I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.

14.11.2024 14:09 — 👍 59405    🔁 16177    💬 2373    📌 4681
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Hello everyone. Post your favorite skeets on this website for all the new people.

11.11.2024 04:36 — 👍 2694    🔁 393    💬 121    📌 55

Fucking. Same. Just unbelievable. Dude won the popular vote too. Can’t fucking believe it

06.11.2024 12:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

amen

06.11.2024 12:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The DIY HRT Directory All the information you need to be informed on DIY Hormone Replacement Therapy

Hey guys and gals.

diyhrt.wiki

06.11.2024 08:01 — 👍 5730    🔁 3818    💬 87    📌 49

Worst fucking place on earth

06.11.2024 11:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Come the fuck on. Come on man. Come on.

06.11.2024 11:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Please just vote for Harris today. Fucks sake

05.11.2024 15:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Man I will never not miss cohost lol. Only good website

01.11.2024 22:43 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

get their ass john. call them out, hold them accountable

01.11.2024 01:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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