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@bopsie.bsky.social

quarter-life crisis expert | part-time court jester

85 Followers  |  27 Following  |  24 Posts  |  Joined: 15.11.2024  |  1.7058

Latest posts by bopsie.bsky.social on Bluesky

why stop at carrot cake? here have some asparagus pudding you sick fuck

27.02.2025 04:15 — 👍 2697    🔁 381    💬 122    📌 35

#NeverForget

28.01.2025 13:32 — 👍 51166    🔁 11010    💬 1068    📌 367

Fuck--and hear me out now--AI.

11.01.2025 00:14 — 👍 367    🔁 14    💬 11    📌 0

The complete list of Elon Musk inventions:

1.

05.01.2025 03:53 — 👍 1331    🔁 256    💬 58    📌 11

"I'll take movies for $400"

Tim Burton directed this dark tale starring Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter

"You gotta be kidding me"

22.12.2024 21:04 — 👍 4712    🔁 455    💬 133    📌 20

will there be the same amount of coverage for the death of the woman who was set on fire on the NYC subway as there was for the CEO dude? or did she have to be a CEO for that?

23.12.2024 21:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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15.12.2024 20:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

LMAO 💀

24.11.2024 23:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Kendrick with this album:

22.11.2024 17:30 — 👍 4629    🔁 1286    💬 31    📌 50

Yesss, I’m currently in my annual Sims marathon (after which I will forget about the game for another 6 months)

19.11.2024 19:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s 6pm but it could also be midnight

17.11.2024 23:02 — 👍 13613    🔁 732    💬 498    📌 53

Somebody said this app has nonprofit happy hour vibes, lmao.

17.11.2024 05:59 — 👍 757    🔁 157    💬 16    📌 48

you dont want to kerfuffle with me bro

16.11.2024 23:39 — 👍 1240    🔁 195    💬 31    📌 9

standing in the doorway of your profile saying nothing like a sibling

17.11.2024 00:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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getting back to WoW this weekend

17.11.2024 00:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

how many aura points did I lose eating grapes under the table in a club on NYE 😭

17.11.2024 00:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Seeing all my old friends on here again

16.11.2024 18:42 — 👍 12080    🔁 1080    💬 92    📌 55

This app feels like an all girls slumber party after one of us finally dumped a toxic ex

16.11.2024 13:02 — 👍 650    🔁 124    💬 33    📌 8
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rewatching LOTR at the slightest inconvenience is the way

16.11.2024 23:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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What it feels like posting every single thought that crosses my mind on this app.

16.11.2024 17:18 — 👍 1774    🔁 717    💬 29    📌 70

IM THE ONLY ONE MIGRATING MEMES ON THIS APP?!

I GUESS I GOTTA DO ALL THE GODDAMN WORK AROUND HERE!

16.11.2024 04:30 — 👍 112    🔁 7    💬 10    📌 0

🗣️ I need prequel memes account on this app asap

16.11.2024 23:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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16.11.2024 23:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

this app feels like a video game save point

16.11.2024 23:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

ever since i was born i knew i wanted to get snacks at the gas station

16.11.2024 08:14 — 👍 226    🔁 72    💬 5    📌 8

lmaoo

16.11.2024 23:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

honestly yes

16.11.2024 22:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

chefs: you eat with your eyes first

me, eating with my mouth: oh no

16.11.2024 13:51 — 👍 258    🔁 61    💬 4    📌 1

The trick to garlic bread is to make at least 5 times too much of it then eat it all hunched over in the corner of the basement like a rat

16.11.2024 15:16 — 👍 20691    🔁 2570    💬 432    📌 150

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