Civic satire with teeth. A backbone forged in the Constitution. We stand against kings, cults, and cowardice—mocking what demands mockery, defending democracy without apology, and calling out every cheap attack on freedom.

Proud to represent the Ninth Congressional District of Texas in the U.S. House of Representatives.

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retired, former, crusty cog that was in the machine, mostly snark, sometimes insightful. Knows enough to be dangerous, sometimes useful. #altgov (VIC) 31N AA 66021 00000

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They tried to bury us. They didn't realize we were seeds.

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Boldly going where no Jedi has beamed before. Earth is our spaceship. #AltGov

He’s so bad. Sane, rational, hard working people of Ohio’s 10th Congressional District deserve a hell of a lot better. So we’re fighting. A podcast for everyone wanting to fight Trump and their local Republican nightmare.

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Retired USAF officer, Vietnam vet, retired Corporate pilot, Niners fan, loves sports and classic rock music. Progressive who likes CA living. #impeachtrump #taxcorporations #voteblue #resist

I help admin lost and found pet pages for for my community. I also love pugs.