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Bring me your weak shit jokes. I'm Snark Based. Humanist, atheist, generalist info sponge. Bores easilly. Random. 🚫Maga🚫religious weirdos 🚫 slows

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Latest posts by iminbeastmode.bsky.social on Bluesky

Probably only went to get booed, so he can be mad at NY, so he can send troops to NYC.

08.09.2025 05:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

2 fold: he wants people to salute him back as a fellow weirdo and because he can't see he is the only one doing it. He thinks everyone's watching him, he doesn't care about noticing you.

Psychoooooo

08.09.2025 04:53 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

If I could afford a Rolex I'd boycott it πŸ˜‚

08.09.2025 04:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump doesn't even know you put your hand over your heart for the anthem.

08.09.2025 04:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So the trumpers have convinced their own people that TDS is people who are deranged FROM not supporting trump and are crazy.

It's just incredible the projection and twisting of things they do.

Mixed with musk derangement in the same way is a completely insane combo.

I just can't these people.

24.05.2025 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Clickbait accounts are so 2019.

22.05.2025 15:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That feeling when you can't find your keys to take your kid to school and you hear your car "beep beep" out front. You open the door to a stranger who found your keys a block away and are in such shock like "wtf just happened here?"

22.05.2025 14:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder how this has aged.

12.05.2025 04:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Doesn't matter now, the Supreme Court said he can do whatever he wants as President.
His entire system is based on what the system will allow him to get away with. Not a good combination.

Nothing will ever come of it legally. America is ruined/grabbing our ankles.

Sickening.

12.05.2025 04:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trees are better actors too. (Yes, I still watch it anyway but this season was the last bicep. I mean straw.)

17.03.2025 07:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Must be a pre-iphone thing people did....

/S

*These kids today joke inserted here.

17.01.2024 01:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I told everyone to spread half my ashes on a Colorado MTN and half on a beach in the shallow water, hope they don't all die first and I end up in an attic.

17.01.2024 01:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Future coffin dwellers, what's it like knowing you're going to be laid to eternal rest as a back sleeper?

13.01.2024 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think all legal minds involved have the first thought "this will set a precedent." But not for the same reasons.

09.01.2024 23:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It was just an opinion based on trump always slipping out of being held responsible. It isn't logical to hold popehat responsible for what took over 40 years to happen. It is quite reasonable to not believe it until you see it after that long. It doesn't mean he didn't WANT it.

09.01.2024 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why don't the lawyers ask Trump if he ran to be President, in the first place, because he understood he was immune from prosecution for seeking revenge on his haters?

We all know it's true, let's hear it under oath.

09.01.2024 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Come to bluesky to find out how the "Dems are throwing 2024 on purpose" instead of coming here to remind people of the future Nazi takeover coup for Trump if he wins. The 4th Reich looms fuckfaces.
"Oh no, a few alt right people may get violent. Better let them have their way then." Fuck you pussy

21.12.2023 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I went an entire day without hearing about Twitter

-a memoir

21.12.2023 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If your dream relationship is a 80-20% split, but the 80% side thinks it's 50-50, then I have got the perfect "partner" for you!

#PrincessCulture

21.12.2023 08:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

CVS? Shockkkkker. Never use them. The Christian right pharmacy of choice.

12.12.2023 15:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Dear California driver at your kids new school dropoff area who went into incoming traffic around the traffic circle to cut off two rows of cars properly going around said circle to gain one car length...."GO FUCK YOURSELF!"
Your "Just the tip" sticker solidified your dick status.πŸ–•πŸ–•

12.12.2023 15:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I thought we were done with new churches in Colorado after the Church of Cannabis.

Never seen so many useless churches in a place with so many atheists.

04.12.2023 17:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Some of you are reaching for new things to complain about.

Must be from the Christmas spirit in the air.

And a lack of sex.

04.12.2023 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You're not....wrong. πŸ˜†

03.12.2023 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hate the way I treat my gps when it makes a mistake.

Fuck you gps!

27.11.2023 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It was magic! Who didn't dream how lucky those employees were to do that all day!?

18.11.2023 07:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That would solve a lot of plumbing issues.

I realize it could cause a lot of other problems on the other end but here in America that's called "not my problem anymore!"πŸ€ͺ

18.11.2023 07:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, fuck! Is it still too soon? Get writing "the lost episodes"!

18.11.2023 07:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

After watching Cyberbunker on Netflix tonight I suddenly understood who Musk's prophet is.

18.11.2023 07:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Same, and I grew up in a cult. πŸ˜‚

18.11.2023 07:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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