Spooky SteveP 🇨🇦🎃

I am up too late

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rigor gratis! yo ho ho ho

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hey, I have a passport. It's you Americans who don't travel well

👊💥🎃

Are we back to the days when 5 likes was considered viral

Let’s talk about the mastodon in the room.

Happy birthday! 🥳

I listened to a Rush song as a teenage girl once and now I'm fully a man, so.

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It's action/reaction.

Why does it happen? Because it happens!

Smartasses are saying Rush touring with Anika Nilles as drummer will be the first time a woman is at a Rush concert. Of course Rush has women fans. I know her.

It's a weaselly rephrasing of "Some people are saying"

excuse the no-context drop. it's a jangly bop about how the guy sitting on the fence is the problem.

In the film Chef, he makes an unnecessarily complicated grilled cheese but then cuts it with a knife, and the sound lives rent free in my head. Now I'm hungry.

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Yeth.

Yes. Also, someone I know has plates with that pattern. Now it's bugging me I don't remember where.

YouTube video by 1pjb1888 The Housemartins, Sitting On A Fence

www.youtube.com/watch?v=fudO...

I like to tell people I’m a comedian so they’ll know my posts aren’t funny

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It's pouring and dreary now. perfect for fall. haha

image of the moon. there is a laser drawing a C an H and part of an A on the face.

Snapped a pic of the Harvest moon

It's overcast here. Ugh

Get some Vice Krispies

I asked the moon
To call out to you
“Alas,” the moon said
“She left you on read”

The Best Buy logo only it says “Best Bi”

Saving this so we can present it as an award for when someone like Pedro Pascal comes out

You’re a “content creator?” Well, today I was a “grocery shopper” but you don’t see me adding it to my bio

oh no! 😟

What’s it like not to be filled with simmering rage? I’ve forgotten

I’m not delusional I’m ideodivergent

Someone please make a joke-
I have political things to reply with.

I’m so old I remember when The Onion’s articles were completely distinguishable from reality.