SteveP 🇨🇦

You mean, the best one!

Sigh. This one hurts: They Shoot Jorts, Don't They?

5 authors I've read at least 5 books by, often repeatedly:

Andrew Lang
Terry Pratchett
Frank L. Baum
Agatha Christie
Dorothy Sayers
Ngaio Marsh
Madeline L'Engle
Dr. Seuss
James Butcher

(*doesn't follow directions well)

Robertson Davies
CS Lewis
Kurt Vonnegut
John Irving
Terry Pratchett

my knees hurt. i shall soon die ☠️

Thats it! I hurt myself standing up. The end is near.

The precision of my parallel parking today. 🤌

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"I wouldn't have to work hard
Ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum"

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I get a refund. Gonna be a multi-hundredaire!

Good morning. The self-sabotaging starts now.

Filed my taxes on the first day. Who even am I?!

Batch liking all your posts because I haven't been on here for hours and I need to catch up

Every post should self-destruct at 69 likes.

I knew one day I’d have to watch powerful men burn the world down – I just didn’t expect them to be such losers | Rebecca Shaw Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg’s desperation to be cool as they suck up to Donald Trump is so cringe it makes my skin crawl

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Canadian playing chess
Checkmate eh ?!

Wanna know a secret?

I get some of y’alls accounts mixed up with one another. As if you’re not totally different people 🤦🏻‍♂️

No I will not be elaborating

I get confused when people change their avatar. It's like I don't even know you.

Yikes. Compartment syndrome gets very serious very fast. I learned about it on Greys Anatomy. Don't ever run a marathon with a cold, Ashley!

Sorry, I’m gonna say it, but watching those hockey players party up with Kash Patel pretty much put a damper on everything for me.

Bring back volcano sacrifices!

Yes! I volunteer. Wait, how long must one go without sex to be a virgin again?

Good morning. My printer has decided to print at 15s per page and I am gonna "PC LOAD LETTER" this SOB

Dude, Where’s My Car? of the Bible

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I support this. I am on my first watch of Black Sails

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Guess I’ll rewatch all six seasons of The Expanse. It’s not like I have anything else going on.

As a long time BLACK SAILS advocate, I do suggest this post on skipping some egregious sexual violence in the first season. It's a sequence wildly out of tone for the rest of the show, and utterly unnecessary but to understand the later plot ramifications. bsky.app/profile/moll...

The GenX urge to ask for a Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me.

stupid bodies

owwww. That's what my hip looked like after I went skiing and fell. a lot.