Trying to pass off regular slices of ham as bacon.
23.02.2026 05:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@johncorriveau.bsky.social
Running for President in 2028 as an Independent. (A working class small business owner and licensed contractor) I'm a constitutionalist, supporter of universal healthcare & a government that works for all the people not just the rich
Trying to pass off regular slices of ham as bacon.
23.02.2026 05:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0colonels favorite jellybeans fried chicken, sweet corn, gravy flavors
this was a mistake
23.02.2026 02:18 — 👍 615 🔁 64 💬 81 📌 39Peyton Pritchard is my new NBA guy who looks like when the army guys are in the chopper at the beginning of the WW2 movie who looks at a heart shaped locket with a picture of his girl back home in it before immediately stepping on a landmine once they touch down.
Before it was Zach Collins.
What it feels like seeing Smart in gold and purple
23.02.2026 00:18 — 👍 19 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0taliercios immediately came up with a jack hughes sandwich that both looks horrifying and also i wanna try it very badly
23.02.2026 00:30 — 👍 25 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 7WWJD
(What would Joe mazulla do?)
That’s true — tariffs absolutely do NOT help American manufacturers. To the contrary.
22.02.2026 21:49 — 👍 539 🔁 214 💬 18 📌 10MAHA be damned, this administration is poisoning you www.scientificamerican.com/article/trum...
22.02.2026 21:50 — 👍 768 🔁 351 💬 34 📌 13This is immoral.
Trump officials gutted USAID and cut off food aid to refugees. Clinics closed. Warnings poured in and were ignored. Rations collapsed. Children starved to death.
👉🏾Agency staffers even celebrated the cuts with a sheet cake while lifesaving programs were being shut down.👈🏾
“Iran’s nuclear facilities have been obliterated - and suggestions otherwise are fake news.” - White House, June 25, 2025 www.whitehouse.gov/articles/202...
22.02.2026 13:09 — 👍 1320 🔁 514 💬 64 📌 21If he means he'll also be in a porn or make an awful disco LP then maybe but as an action star probably not
22.02.2026 04:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Panda skating
Panda beaten up but spiderman and mortal kombat
Panda spun by mortal kombat dude
Panda hugging Jackie Chan
Okay guys.
Kazakhstan’s Shaidarov just did Kung Fu Fighting in a panda suit, got his ass kicked and then spun by Mortal Kombat dude and Spiderman, finished to Hit Me Baby One More Time and then hugged Jackie Chan.
(Not a MadLib)
Dog alarm
21.02.2026 22:21 — 👍 201 🔁 43 💬 6 📌 5Karoline Leavitt and Pam Bondi protecting the Epstein files.
21.02.2026 20:30 — 👍 3628 🔁 925 💬 172 📌 78My heart is lifted when I see these kinds of protests
Trans kids need us to stand up for them anywhere and everywhere we can
photo of my latest rescue dog, a battered old yorkshire terrier wi' no teeth.
wouldn't lay atop the "winnie pooh" themed blanket if "piglet" was face up—just growled at it until i folded it over to cover him.
recently sorted that "piglet" might be underneath the blanket fold and ruffled it all up until she found him.
then growled until i changed to the "spongebob" blanket.😐
Try to cut the roots at the width of the canopy if possible (furthest reaching branches.
If deciduous do it when dormant (fall/winter)
Things like a vitamin B12 with kelp can help with transplants and a fertilizer with higher back end numbers 15-15-15 or 6-20-20 (nitrogen isnt super important)
Let's try this again 👋
Hi Bluesky - I'm Massachusetts' Attorney General. You might know me from suing President Trump nearly 50 times, beating Uber and Lyft in court, or being the first woman of color elected to statewide office in MA.
I officially left X today - help me find my MA people?
Uranus seen in infrared with JWST's NIRSpec instrument. The blobs around the polar cap are aurorae. The planet's ring system is clearly visible, almost directly face on.
New pic of Uranus just dropped
21.02.2026 18:54 — 👍 212 🔁 31 💬 8 📌 10Despite court rulings that limit the ability of local & state governments to fight federal actions, there are avenues cities can take to contest ICE that might work, including by controlling zoning & building permits. Exciting to see so many cities pushing back.
21.02.2026 18:47 — 👍 93 🔁 39 💬 4 📌 3The scream but with the former prince Andrew's horrified l'm being arrested face
21.02.2026 05:26 — 👍 1018 🔁 181 💬 27 📌 7Reading this story—about how the Pentagon has been given so much extra money it's struggling to spend it all—while thinking about the formerly homeless tenants I've spoken with in recent weeks whose housing vouchers are being discontinued for "lack of funds."
21.02.2026 17:03 — 👍 1466 🔁 682 💬 54 📌 47The US Institute of Peace budget was ~$35m and we’re were asked 3x a week why we deserved it.
21.02.2026 18:15 — 👍 28 🔁 20 💬 1 📌 1This 53 year old man who lived in my neighborhood w/no criminal record & who had been in the US for 30 years, was detained and thrown into a cold cell for days, caught pneumonia and COVID there and deported.
He finally died.
I am so angry.
www.kptv.com/2026/02/21/n...
"We need to bring back the guillotine."
21.02.2026 14:51 — 👍 678 🔁 112 💬 18 📌 8Screenshot of the legion of doom from the 70s superfriends cartoon
Someone snuck a camera into the first Board of Peace meeting and dang
21.02.2026 15:45 — 👍 74 🔁 21 💬 1 📌 0A tariff “refund” mostly goes to whoever wrote the tariff check: the importer of record. That’s not the same person who paid more at the register. So refunds -- if they're offered -- might sound like consumer relief, but in reality, they're corporate windfalls.
21.02.2026 17:46 — 👍 12359 🔁 4978 💬 772 📌 468