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When does the 740 Park Ave housing lottery open???

05.11.2025 16:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Mamdani: "New York will remain a city of immigrants, a city built by immigrants, powered by immigrants, and as of tonight, led by an immigrant."

05.11.2025 04:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 49874    ๐Ÿ” 9822    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 609    ๐Ÿ“Œ 743
3 rows with each NYC mayoral candidate:

(blue bar) Zohran Mamdani
(yellow bar) Andrew M. Cuomo
(red bar) Curtis Sliwa (wearing a red had)

3 rows with each NYC mayoral candidate: (blue bar) Zohran Mamdani (yellow bar) Andrew M. Cuomo (red bar) Curtis Sliwa (wearing a red had)

sorry but mamdani and cuomo should have worn blue and yellow hats, respectively

05.11.2025 00:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11087    ๐Ÿ” 1158    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 113    ๐Ÿ“Œ 86

I think it is just telling of just how much the ostensible โ€œliberalโ€ media hates liberal voters.

04.11.2025 23:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 84    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Does make perfect sense though if we dispense with the myth that Democrats are anything more than another corporatist profiteer party who embrace milder rhetoric and slightly better policies.

It's just a slightly different candy bar in a different wrapper, with all the same ingredients.

04.11.2025 15:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œFuck man, weโ€™re about to win. There must be something we can do to stop this.โ€

04.11.2025 15:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2343    ๐Ÿ” 425    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 81    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8
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New national law will turn large parking lots into solar power farms Starting this month, parking lots in South Korea with more than 80 spaces will be required to install solar canopies and carports.

Dear Canada, can someone explain why we are not doing this??

electrek.co/2025/11/02/n...

03.11.2025 11:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5924    ๐Ÿ” 1417    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 51    ๐Ÿ“Œ 228

Some animal shelters will give away or otherwise help people afford pet food, so the pets can stay with their owners instead of going into shelters. If you are considering surrendering, tell them why and maybe they can help you keep your pet(s) at home.

04.11.2025 15:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you are donating to help people facing SNAP cuts (and I hope you are!), think also of animal shelters. When money gets tight, a lot of people surrender their pets. Folks shouldn't have to choose between eating and keeping their beloved companions.

04.11.2025 15:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They say strip clubs are the surest early indicator of a recession, and this is bad.

04.11.2025 15:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(That would include both immigrants who cannot vote at all, and people who moved to NYC from out of state and haven't changed their registration.)

04.11.2025 15:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm very curious what the explanations are. That is very plausible, but remember that Bloomberg won his first mayoral term as a Republican and then ran as an independent.

I also wonder if it might be that a larger share of the population are not eligible to vote in NYC than in the 80s-90s.

04.11.2025 15:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Holy shit

04.11.2025 14:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 713    ๐Ÿ” 233    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

This is a classic form of voter intimidationโ€”making people feel like itโ€™s not safe to go to the polls. It moments like this where we need to summon our courage & vote anyhow. Vote in the tradition of the people who marched in Selma to secure the right to vote.

04.11.2025 14:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6136    ๐Ÿ” 2128    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 162    ๐Ÿ“Œ 62

Huh. Seems notable that voting has decreased from the 80s and 90s even as the population of NYC has surged.

04.11.2025 14:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 61    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Lets look at another example. ICE shot an American citizen and food bank worker in Los Angeles. After being released from hospital, he is facing charges of assault. Carlos Jimenezโ€™s lawyer said that Jimenez got out of his car to tell ICE agents that students would soon be assembling for their school bus at the place where their vehicles were blocking part of the road. Then masked agents drew a gun on Jimenez who returned to his car, putting it into reverse. Officers then shot him.

Tricia McLaughlin claimed that Jimenez โ€œattempted to run officers over by reversing directly at them without stoppingโ€ claiming that it is โ€œanother example of the threats our ICE officers are facing day in and day out as they risk their lives to enforce the law and arrest criminals.โ€ His lawyer denies this, saying he was trying to back up to get around their vehicles. In this example, no video exists of the altercation, and so again we have to ask ourselves if we trust McLaughlin.

Lets look at another example. ICE shot an American citizen and food bank worker in Los Angeles. After being released from hospital, he is facing charges of assault. Carlos Jimenezโ€™s lawyer said that Jimenez got out of his car to tell ICE agents that students would soon be assembling for their school bus at the place where their vehicles were blocking part of the road. Then masked agents drew a gun on Jimenez who returned to his car, putting it into reverse. Officers then shot him. Tricia McLaughlin claimed that Jimenez โ€œattempted to run officers over by reversing directly at them without stoppingโ€ claiming that it is โ€œanother example of the threats our ICE officers are facing day in and day out as they risk their lives to enforce the law and arrest criminals.โ€ His lawyer denies this, saying he was trying to back up to get around their vehicles. In this example, no video exists of the altercation, and so again we have to ask ourselves if we trust McLaughlin.

ICE is prohibited from using deadly force against an evading target, but can justify it if they say they are in danger. Immigration officials have shot into 4 cars in recent weeks. In 3 cases they said the target was driving toward them, when it seems more likely the drivers were trying to escape:

04.11.2025 14:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 639    ๐Ÿ” 189    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8
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Racist Influencers Using OpenAI's Sora to Make it Look Like Poor People Are Selling Food Stamps for Cash Folks looking for evidence of SNAP recipients as welfare queens have no shortage of AI generated schlock to use as justification.

Again, this precise use case is why these systems exist-to proliferate peopleโ€™s racist (transphobic, misogynisticโ€ฆ) imaginary at scale. This should not be seen as a โ€œmisuseโ€ but rather the product being used exactly as intended.

02.11.2025 00:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3555    ๐Ÿ” 1369    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 55    ๐Ÿ“Œ 101

If your newspaper is giving Donald Trump softer headlines and gauzier coverage than People Magazine, that should be a bit of a wake up call.

02.11.2025 18:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6205    ๐Ÿ” 1539    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 64    ๐Ÿ“Œ 22

Hahahahaha

Skechtarii?

02.11.2025 19:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As an Admech player I can't enter contests because if you look at my models too hard they break.

02.11.2025 19:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They shall know no fear

02.11.2025 19:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Happy Halloween from NYC! I wanted a costume that celebrated my love of punching Nazis.

01.11.2025 03:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He's just laying the groundwork for when he divorces her and marries Erika Kirk.

31.10.2025 14:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Enjoy your last Halloween under capitalism, comrades! Once Mamdani wins the mayoral race, the United States will immediately embrace Sharia Communism.

Get your non-halal candy fix now. Next year you'll be passing out kebab and falafel and burkas will be the only costume allowed.

31.10.2025 14:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oof that's brutal. That leaves the closest one in East Hanover.

30.10.2025 16:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
the video being projected behind all the performers on stage

the video being projected behind all the performers on stage

lmao david byrne showed the video of the ice agents tripping over themselves while trying to run after a biker on wacker drive during the โ€œlife during wartimeโ€ segment of his chicago show tonight

30.10.2025 03:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11909    ๐Ÿ” 2262    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 108    ๐Ÿ“Œ 117

This is clearly a person with a lot of experience organizing, and all excellent advice in my opinion.

30.10.2025 16:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well yeah that's a separate crime. But the pardon itself would not be reviewable.

29.10.2025 21:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

TRUE TRIVIA FACT: The Constitution gives Congress, not the President, authority over federal government spending.

29.10.2025 21:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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