m. r. sauter

its not fair!!

ron howard narrator voice: they did not in fact have the first week of spring term next week

hi, the bot seems to have been down for like four? days

this is like that time a student from the business school asked me to recalculate his grade because he thought i made a mistake. he was right, i had, his actual grade was five points lower.

Do Not Encourage Him (the Reasonable Brain)

hello i miss you guys!! xx

im at like three out of six but i think i picked the right three

i had a better day today bc i got up at a reasonable hour and ate food and did things other than sit at my desk staring at the Bad Screen and no i do not plan to learn anything from this experience thank you

i love them

oooooooh no

YES

its bruce springsteen wearing a saucy little bandana and suede booties on the cover for the single of COVER ME. he looks gay af in a better-behaved Shane from the L Word way

it's not subtle!

it's fine, he's a lesbian

julia julia julia i strongly recommend listening to the entirety of BORN IN THE USA while staring out the window of the amtrak northeastern corridor train at the economically bombed out industrial back end of new jersey in the middle of winter it is aN EXPERIENCE

goddammit colin

i have a doctoral student i call "<jenny> who wasnt alive for 9/11"

the genderqueer polycule that staffs the local coffee shop lives on my block!

thank you! it came from craigslist!

i had them they seemed like a good idea! there's rancho gordo lima beans under there too

its a soup called roberto! pre parm and kalamata olives

roberto check

i respect that! more pens for me!

glenn do you need a care package with a pen in it

at what stage will you be my typewriter/fountain pen penpal

they'd die in the pit

i told my therapist that my dad was getting his information on trans shit from the new york times and he made the appropriate face

FINE.

i have preemptively redacted this post bc i am hangry

i need a little existential treat

_hissssssss_

man i am fucking _cranky_ today