m. r. sauter

everyone talks about the millennial childhood marine biologist phase but not enough people talk about the forensic scientist phase, i definitely had one of those too

"because i got certified as an underwater criminal investigator" needs some unpacking please

garbage draft! it's the garbage draft! everyone should do garbage drafts!!

Jerry, No-vember

someone just described me as the "local humanities cryptid" of the college and yeah that tracks

i think its a combo of idiosyncratic tunings and my hands are _tiny_

_it's fine, just fret the low E string with your thumb while also spanning the first to fifth frets on the high E and B strings with your third and fourth fingers_

motherfucker *ow*

try whacking it a few times, maybe it'll stop making that sound

that is a very valid reason for this reply!!

dave i cant tell which of our self harm in public practices are worse

i like this concept immensely

how badly am i going to fuck up my hand trying to learn mississippi john hurt's fretting technique my money's on "rather"

that was my *immediate* thought as well 😂

i used to get ice pick headaches on the reg, i do not recommend

i keep telling people i dont know why im so tired and they keep looking at me and saying IT'S NOVEMBER

i used a cable from the stash once what if i need one again!

those books are thinking together dont move them!!

: bat boy hiss face :

AMY IM SCREAMING IN REAL LIFE NOW

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😊

posit: Home Alone is a redux of The Haunting of Hill House

those look like the visual anomalies that i got when my vyvanse dose was too high

i dont want to write about doing the thing i just want to do the thing!!

i hate this game!!!!!

: cries in academic grant proposal :

ok so not dead, just not posting (The Social Death)

i feel like i talk about this all the time, it makes me nuts

its the best feeling

oh damn that's gorgeous

uh, what happened to @eve6.bsky.social ? is he ok?