Julia Geez

I’m only about halfway through my Death Blart relisten in preparation for Thanksgiving, so we’re moving the episodes up to 1.5x speed for the next two days

if there's one character Brennan Lee Mulligan is good at, it's a weird little guy with a highly specific threat

never underestimate the power of a cup of hot tea to help you feel better

something so joyful about hearing Brennan's signature 'dah dah dah duhs' in an episode of Critical Role

It is fucked up what they did to the headphone jack

So the studio behind all those "do the right thing in the face of injustice, oppression, and tyranny" stories - Marvel, Star Wars, etc. - is cowed by a deranged, sociopathic, narcissistic, convicted felon from Queens because its share price and executive bonuses are more important than anything

I’m so good at sport

Lost Blood on the Clocktower for the first time time tonight. Incidentally, it was also the first time I was evil and had to lie.

Sometimes it's bad to have hate in your heart but tonight it's extremely fun and sexy

this is what happens to your phone’s autocorrect when you talk about dnd too much

oh no. BARS not bards, cops aren’t violently pro backing bands.

And the cop who coerced the confession still stands behind it! "A coerced confession isn't necessarily a false confession". They don't actually care about solving a crime, simply about putting someone behind bards.

When Michelle Obama wanted to make school lunches healthier, the right screamed about “freedom”.

When RFK Jr says poor people shouldn’t be allowed to spend tax dollars on soda, they cheer.

It was never about health. It’s about control, punishment and discrimination.

sometimes you intend to come home and type up notes for dnd but you get distracted into a conversation breaking down the lyrics to Taylor Swift's hoax and that's okay too!!

existennialmemes * Feb 17 • • . You must excuse me, My Flesh Vessel has mutinied and is now committing unspeakable acts of violence against me

Another day, etc

Cannot emphasize this enough.

On the whole, police don’t solve crimes for shit, and they don’t prevent crimes for shit. They are actively bad at both. The average Law & Order fan would be stunned to tears after following around real cops for a day.

Disability justice asks:
What if care wasn’t conditional?
What if rest wasn’t earned?
What if worth didn’t hinge on how useful you are to someone else?

as your bluesky therapist i’m prescribing you an endless supply of coffee, a week by the sea and a miniature pet dragon.

100%, I wrote about this here: www.usermag.co/p/right-wing...

put me in coach

I had never read this before, and my goodness, is it devastating.

#CriticalRoleSpoilers

My heart melted watching cooldown

Look at these people. Look at what you pulled together.

I keep thinking about how Nick Marini said he imagined the Dawnfather as one of the most hands on of gods, and because of that one of the most resistant to the Divine Gate. And how now he finally gets to be back among his children 😭

#CriticalRoleSpoilers

Sobbing, weeping as I finish up near 5am: “I can work with that” #CriticalRoleSpoilers

Took a break at the break to get some food, coming back and instantly in tears over Vax #CriticalRoleSpoilers

All three parties coming together to pull one of their own back from the brink once again is so beautiful #CriticalRoleSpoilers

What will it mean for the gods to be consecuted with a beacon that is tied to a body infused with the primordials power?? #CriticalRoleSpoilers

My jaw is dropped at Taliesin sacrificing himself (maybe????) #CriticalRoleSpoilers

I think, despite all odds, Bells Hells just saved the pantheon of Exandria via a Laura Bailey Natural 20 😭😭😭😭 #CriticalRoleSpoilers

Yes!! The scariest! I’m excited to one day learn how exactly Matt has factored it in to the Exandrian cosmology