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Alex Pavloff

@xpav.bsky.social

Runs a company. Types stuff. Lives in Longmont, CO. Feeds 2 black cats. Raises 2 kids.

432 Followers  |  1,306 Following  |  865 Posts  |  Joined: 15.08.2023  |  1.7435

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Defy convention

23.02.2026 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a picture of han solo with a caption that says hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side ALT: a picture of han solo with a caption that says hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side
22.02.2026 16:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Right Click Save As now I own Colorado I guess

22.02.2026 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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But did you get the free cowboy hat?

21.02.2026 03:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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It's never going to be the Year Of Linux On The Desktop until Rule The Waves III runs properly

20.02.2026 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

47%!!!!11

20.02.2026 04:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But

How

Many

Torpedoes

Are

Left

20.02.2026 04:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

ITT Tech, but with magic

20.02.2026 03:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I demand introductions

20.02.2026 02:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s this one.

20.02.2026 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Didn’t even have to count rivets, just had to count turrets.

20.02.2026 02:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Welcome to The Year Of Linux On The Desktop

18.02.2026 03:46 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s nice here. You’ll like it!

18.02.2026 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is wild, I appreciate that you call it β€œlore”, because these people don’t seem real sometimes.

18.02.2026 01:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Drawings of a house

Drawings of a house

A house

A house

I asked my family to β€œdraw a classic house the way a kid would draw it” and welp I guess I lived in this house as a kid

18.02.2026 00:12 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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25 years ago today, ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US began its worldwide invasion on @newgrounds.com.

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i made a dumb joke

15.02.2026 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I never saw it coming

15.02.2026 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Find yourself something you love as much as Warren Beatty loves Dick Tracy

15.02.2026 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I really enjoy the sun bleached shelf in the local used book store.

No love for Wingman.

14.02.2026 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I feel like I’m loading my fridge with a butter speed loader when I do this

13.02.2026 22:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I saw this when it showed on SyFy. I think I watched it 3 times. Weirdly I remember Edison Chen, but not Paul Rudd.

13.02.2026 05:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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DANCE BATTLE OVER

13.02.2026 00:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can’t wait for the column where you find out the difference between a drill and an impact driver.

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The Cracker Barrel Chicken Conspiracy was new to me

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a group of men are sitting in front of a sign that says judean people 's front ALT: a group of men are sitting in front of a sign that says judean people 's front
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