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#JusticeForCaroline #CarolinaCulture

We made it to #Freddie500 !!!

#RaiseUp

Everyday work.
Block shot.
Forecheck.
Shots on goal.

#CarolinaCulture

Anybody want 1 ticket to tonight’s game?

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“I don’t even need the money, by the way. If we find any vaults filled with gold, I’ll probably done it to charity. I’d think about that very strongly. But no, I don’t need the money.”

“They have too many rich princes. Every day I get an email from a new rich prince. They say ‘Donald you’re so beautiful and so smart and I need your help. I can make you rich beyond your wildest dreams.’ No country should have that many rich princes. So we’re going to fix it.”

Ok, sure. But it’s ✨ Gold ✨.

WTF is happening over on #FoxNews

I love the “voters hand power to…” headlines. Very Hall of Presidents. There’s another one on there about Prop 50: “California voters hand redistricting power back to Dems”

That’s a fake cat from Cracker Barrel.

Good thing I have an everything-proof shield

We took your money. We continue to take your money. No, we won’t use it for anything useful.

Heyooooooooooo

if international, have a copy of your booking for the return flight, just in case. Immigration at your destination may want to know that you actually plan to leave and they sometimes flag one-way arrivals. Times are weird.

It’s no problem. The only thing they get upset about is if you book a connecting flight to somewhere you’re not really going because it’s cheaper and you bail at the layover, which is your actual intended destination.

Also…

The duality of Salem:

This is the site of religious persecution, injustice, and murder because witches aren’t real.

This is Witch City and home to the largest concentration of witches because witches are real.

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Passengers must not stand forward of the white line while the bus is a notion.

Hurricanes haven’t lost a game when they lead after the 3rd period since ‘97.

For you or the snail?

Pretty sure that’s Taylor Hall

Robinson - KK - [me]
Gostisbehere - Chatfield
Kochetkov

I got PK twice, but otherwise came out with one full lineup.

People eating is legit the craziest thing I’ve seen all day. How could we just let them do that?

Sounds like desperation. Unfortunately it’s not desperation to feed the hungry among us.

I hope this never hits mass market. It seems terrible.

I love how this season has a nice rope and it’s about to get Nads, too!

#CarolinaCulture

Fondle-y

No one is just “giving” or “donating” money to the government. Tax avoidance is a whole industry. There are hordes or employees at each of these companies dedicated to avoiding giving money to the government unnecessarily.

So why do it? Obviously they expect something in return.

Net-front stick deflections are dead. Long live glove deflections!

#CarolinaCulture

Too many erections on Hitler’s birthday already. Hard to work during the refractory period.