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7 . . . Más o menos

After all these years I still get choked up when I watch videos of Amy Winehouse singing live. Just overflowing with talent

I’d like to meet the person that invented baked ziti and shake their hand

Devour Feculence is perfection
#Severance

You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. I also happen to miss 100% of the shots I do take.

We did it.

i have been tired my whole life

I think it’s customary for toddlers to sleep on at least a half cup of shredded cheese

Obviously the cheese has to be replaced daily to prevent spoilage

a glory hole, but you look through it to watch the 1989 civil war film Glory (starring Matthew Broderick and Denzel Washington)

If I don’t know any herberts, does that mean I’m the wally?

Map that shows “GULF OF MILES DAVIS’ FUSION ERA” instead of “GULF OF MEXICO”

Now this is something I can get behind. #milesdavis #gulfofmexico

Wait I want this

😅

Done.

Is that like a ring pop but crustacean instead of candy?

Ask Bobby McSphere-in

This article has stuck with me. Several times a day, I shudder. I can’t help but think about my own little one feeling afraid, abandoned, and hurt like the children you describe. Personalizing it makes the grief real and overwhelming.

Where do you direct people that want to help? Charities?

Thanks!!!

shop window of Sleepy Cat Books, f with a sleepy cat sitting there front and center

respect truth in advertising

Why is it always “let me salt your water taffy” and never “let me water your taffy salt”? Sad.

Yes

Well it’s entitled to COBRA first off

Dude jiffy pop always comes out fucked up. I challenge anyone to successfully made edible Jiffy Pop ON THE STOVE as Kier intended.

If Bachman Turner Overdrive had severed, would they have just written a kickass instrumental?

they tell you not to eat the desiccant but that is just propaganda from Big Wet

Now if that’s not a billion dollar idea for naming a water park I don’t know what is

Slightly melted

13 years of continuous sobriety today.

How?

I can only say for sure it’s not my own willpower, and it’s not self-knowledge. #sobersky

Please tell me how to live but also stop telling me what to do