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Folks, it was Bowie dying. He was the One sent to keep the timeline pure.

“highly polished statuary marble” in the TMNT logo format

Dodge RAM 1500 cleverly hidden inside a Snickers bar

Parents of young kids - please be careful trick or treating tonight

I found this Dodge RAM 1500 hidden inside a Snickers bar last year

Unlike razor blades or Fentanyl massive trucks like this actually do injure or kill a significant number of kids on Halloween

Sure! He probably pays for the materials, but he doesn't pay for labor, so these guys have to make up the difference somehow.

Admire your honesty, but your timing is impeccable, which is all that good comedy requires.

omg that's incredible. Pin this post.

An image of early Swiss reformer Ulrich Zwingli followed by an iMessage that reads, “Hi Jack, it’s Ulrich. I’m reaching out to real reformed Patriots. We’ve done a lot to remove corruption and preach the gospel clearly, But we can’t stop now. We need YOU to stand with us against superstition. Can I count on you to eat a sausage this Friday?”

Oh yeah. That's the stuff. And it's free on Bsky!

Hey, just because I live on Long Island and agree with you doesn't mean you should… ah, nah, we deserve it. If Massapequa was a borough, it would go 98% to Cuomo.

This is so stupid. Cuomo has already won Staten Island. Someone on his team should tell him that the rest of NYC is proud of its diversity. Out-of-touch white men (as I am) do not deserve to run the City of Immigrants.

I love this visual.

My second thought is he's learning Welsh and wants to show us how they spell Cardiff.

Clearing up those "had a stroke" rumors with some impeccable StrokePosting™. Masterful gambit sir!

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Your 9 year old son’s art would be both genuine and an improvement.

A hush falls over the stadium…

In a 2-person debate she would still come in 5th

All carbon atoms bind?

Jon Favreau (speechwriter) - Wikipedia

Different Jon Favreau. The not-good Jon Favreau.

Oops! I did mean to say that your point still stands. Apologies for the pedantic tone.

Andrew is the son of a NY governor. Mario Cuomo was never NYC Mayor.

I stop doomscrolling once I reach a kitty. Thank you Clyde, you cutie! Time to log off.

I’m not even referring to fiat monetary policies. Billionaire wealth is based on future returns of revenue that are impossible to achieve. It’s easily seen in the AI bubble, but there are economic bubbles all over the damn place.

Hey you that’s no fair. I say things like that more all the time.

They’re spending money that doesn’t exist to pay companies that their friends run. Money is no object until the calliope crashes to the ground.

Nope. Just really, really awful and evil.

Wait, Musk is in charge of it?

Yeah, but that's an extra pound of coffee beans and no beef every month!