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You just gotta LOVE MAD MAGAZINE!!!

A genuinely good part of the old Republican aesthetic is how it sought to play down wealth, an impulse born from Protestant values. You can see this in how Bush dressed and decorated his living spaces

That aesthetic now replaced by gilt detailing designed to remind you that the occupant is wealthy.

we all know that the proof for the administration that an institution is not implementing affirmative action will be the percentage of nonwhite admits. the lower the better. any more than a smattering of black and Hispanic students will be evidence of illegal discrimination (against whites)

Virginia Giuffre’s brother: Calling it a hoax is a complete disgrace to everything that my sister has worked for, everything these survivors have worked for and continue to fight for… And that feels very uncompassionate coming from somebody that’s the leader of our country.

Kennedy Curse Sure Taking Its Sweet Time With RFK Jr.

Kennedy Curse Sure Taking Its Sweet Time With RFK Jr.

ICE is hiring! US immigration and Customs Enforcement is looking for highly motivated, morally indifferent individuals to join our team. Open positions include: Senior Goon Racism Enforcement Office Unmarked Van Driver (Part-Time) Experience with children a plus usajobs.gov

From this month's edition of The Onion.

Underappreciated in all this discourse is that, in most hotels, cuck chairs are actually usually pretty comfortable

Not nearly enough, though…usually I’m in one of the other positions….

Column | Adult son ‘canceled’ his grandma, uncle and cousin. We are heartbroken. Grandma’s views on women, and uncle and cousin’s use of racial slurs, crossed the line for the letter writer’s 26-year-old son.

A column in the Washington Post yet again complains of mean younger liberals canceling older relatives.

A poll they linked shows parents cut off children more than vice versa. But the story is always how younger liberals are mean to racists, and can they please stop that. (Gift link)

This is a recurring theme of transphobes -- the insistence that the *only* possible reason anyone else would object to their degradation and marginalization is that they desperately crave the approval of "their tribe."

No, ma'am. It's much simpler.

Some of us just don't like bullies and bigots.

Here are some hypnotic things I've made:
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I swear! I always felt this way!!!!

Underappreciated in all this discourse is that, in most hotels, cuck chairs are actually usually pretty comfortable

I think I need to throw a party like this

She’s amazing and you should subscribe if you can

And ketamine… don’t forget the Ketamine

Every reputable expert I know considers mRNA vaccine technology to be one of the most revolutionary advances in medicine in our lifetimes. Its inventors won the Nobel Prize in 2023. Shutting it down now is pointless self-harm to humanity.

This is brilliant

Breaking911 @Breaking911 : REP. MIKE FLOOD, (R-NEB.): "Do you think that people who are 28-years-old, that can work, & refuse to work, should get free healthcare?" TOWN HALL CROWD: "YESSSSSSSSSS!"

lmaooooo this dumb shit just doesn’t fly anymore

White topless redhead lying on a concrete floor in pink satin panties.

Sweaty and loving it.

A new set with videos up on my of page (25% off this month! )

The confederates are so funny. The rest of us are out here being normal, and they’re like “remember that time we came in second place in a war?”

‘Back To Dock’ Voted Most Popular Destination Among Current Rowboat Passengers

‘Back To Dock’ Voted Most Popular Destination Among Current Rowboat Passengers theonion.com/back-to...

Since No One Else Seems to Care, Let’s Remember Epstein’s Survivors They've already told us everything we need to know...

www.jezebel.com/since-no-one...

Timeline cleanse: Insta video of Allen Dershowitz being told by Martha's Vineyard police to stop harassing vendors or be charged with trespassing after three different sellers refused him service. 1/3

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White House has no plan to mandate IVF care, despite campaign pledge President Donald Trump has said he wants a “baby boom,” but critics say his administration has yet to make significant family policy changes — and that Medicaid cuts will hurt.

All those Trump surrogates who touted this, and news orgs that reported it credulously, owe Americans a big fat apology www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...

Smithsonian to restore Trump to impeachment exhibit ‘in the coming weeks’ A placard referring to Trump’s two impeachments was removed in July, after the Smithsonian agreed to perform a “content review”

The Smithsonian said that it would restore information about President Trump’s two impeachments to an exhibit in the National Museum of American History within weeks.

The Post previously reported that the museum reverted the exhibit to how it looked in 2008.

I’ve always believed that the political destiny of great nations has often turned on weak men’s reaction to the equivalent of “Jenny laughed when I asked her to the Spring Formal”

New York has entered the chat 💬

Actually a good ad campaign for Martha’s Vineyard