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Kelly Dews

@kdsparky.bsky.social

Electrician, small yacht racer, amateur hot sauce maker. Lover of music, food, and all things Portland.

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@billbindc.bsky.social on today’s Stand Up, I appreciate you saying people who don’t live in the cities targeted don’t fully understand. I’ve had arguments with people who don’t live in Portland, telling me what’s going on in Portland, while an ICE helicopter circles over my home. It’s infuriating.

21.10.2025 16:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Too many eye rolls to count.

19.10.2025 06:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I guess I’ll miss the Blazers first game if the season so that I can watch the Timbers flame out at home in the play in match.

19.10.2025 06:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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#WarRavagedPortland #RCTID

28.09.2025 17:09 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

As a Portlander, it’s infuriating seeing my beautiful city used as a boogeyman by people who know nothing about us.

27.09.2025 21:30 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Trump's Reign of Terror is a Sign of His Own Fears and Weakness The crazier he gets, the clearer it is that he is nearing the end of his benighted reign

Trump's assault on Portland is not just a fascist power grab, although it is certainly that. It is frothing at the mouth, howling at the moon, eating bugs and bats for breakfast lunacy. But it's also a sign of weakness, not of strength. My latest. open.substack.com/pub/davidrot...

27.09.2025 17:30 — 👍 574    🔁 229    💬 35    📌 33

I just got the last slice of Negroni cake at Sebastian’s. They are OUT of Negroni cake! IT’S ABSOLUTE MAYHEM IN THE STREETS!

27.09.2025 19:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This is literally what the actual "siege" of the auxiliary ICE building looks like

27.09.2025 15:30 — 👍 5630    🔁 1945    💬 203    📌 360
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Jarvis: I hate to say this to my friends here at CNN, mass media is dying, so they're taking the last of these vestiges of institutions that matter and they're trying to turn them into propaganda organs under threat from the head of the FCC

18.09.2025 02:19 — 👍 19512    🔁 5874    💬 674    📌 383

Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.

18.09.2025 00:23 — 👍 67586    🔁 16223    💬 1193    📌 539

@ezrakleinbot.bsky.social I look forward to your piece defending ABC silencing Jimmy Kimmel.

17.09.2025 23:16 — 👍 6233    🔁 1030    💬 210    📌 39

@petedominick.bsky.social absolutely loved your interview with @govjayinslee.bsky.social

05.09.2025 15:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

She was great in her press conference

26.08.2025 23:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Shipped from the Netherlands, made in China. It doesn’t add up but it was a UPS driver in a UPS van with the package in his hand. I thought maybe $48 was the new total after tariffs but the original $45 already hit my credit cards and this was in addition.

20.08.2025 23:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Last weekend I purchased a Liverpool beanie online for $35 and paid $10 for shipping. When UPS tried to deliver it today, they requested $48 additional to cover tariff fees. $93 for a beanie?!?! We refused delivery. I wonder if I’m out the original $45?

20.08.2025 22:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

By the way, there is nothing wrong with booing Evander. Don't understand why there are so many people clutching their pearls about it. #RCTID

17.08.2025 04:54 — 👍 43    🔁 2    💬 7    📌 1

Isn’t this supposed to be a neutral site? 😂

07.08.2025 02:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The announcers hinted at a center back, defensive midfielder, and forward being imminent in the transfer window. That’s more than I was anticipating. How accurate do you think this is?

03.08.2025 05:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Leave it to the Timbers to make a bad team look good. #rctid

14.07.2025 00:41 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 2

Great episode! I hope Joan becomes a regular guest!

07.07.2025 15:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Mosquera got absolutely taken out right before the goal. Looked to be like many of the players were focused on his wellbeing and questioning why there wasn’t a card shown.

06.07.2025 21:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m equally annoyed with the number of dangerous back passes to our keeper in front of our own goal.

06.07.2025 03:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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We’ll never know what could have been, but we do know they chose to believe him and not her, and now they are making up excuses for their votes that put us all in harm’s way.

Don’t think this is a one-off.

22.06.2025 15:59 — 👍 11981    🔁 4130    💬 460    📌 241

Wow so you’re telling me everyone who cheered on the Iraq war is on board with this now too? And so are the people who opposed the Iran nuclear deal and killed it?

You’re kidding.

22.06.2025 23:48 — 👍 56994    🔁 8549    💬 1347    📌 235
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a man applauds with the #schitts creek logo behind him ALT: a man applauds with the #schitts creek logo behind him

FT 2-0 Portland Thorns #BAONPDX

They've now beaten NJ/NY Gotham FC, Orlando Pride, and Washington Spirit at home.

They remain unbeaten at Providence Park.

Player of the Match? Jessie Fleming.
Attacking & Defensive MASTERCLASS.

Go ahead and enjoy the day folks, GO CELEBRATE!

15.06.2025 22:07 — 👍 67    🔁 6    💬 1    📌 0

Why is Castellanos still starting? 1 goal, 0 assists in 8 starts. The goal was the fourth of four in a 4-1 win over Gotham. Not exactly lighting it up.

22.05.2025 03:33 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What did they do now? I can’t seem to find any info other than vague posts.

17.05.2025 22:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

These two are going to be stars. I know people were sad with all the veteran departures but the Thorns have a very intriguing young core forming.

17.05.2025 17:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The kids are looking very good.

17.05.2025 00:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Called it!

17.05.2025 00:34 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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