Smeltzer

Just found out Cesar Millan is straight, nothing makes sense anymore

Too much suckin and fuckin

Reinstalling tinder and seeing new matches from two years ago

Hey Man, Nice Shot - Remastered Version

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This guy (let’s assume he’s a guy) is gonna lose his mind when he finds out about they/them pronouns

Absolute classic tweet, love being reminded this exists

Don’t make me sit here and defend Disney. But daft to assume that a cartoonist that was born in 1901 built a theme park there 60 years ago has anything to do with the federal government. Even the state government for that matter, which is also being ran by a fascist, lest we forget

Opened twitter today on accident and saw one murder and the rebirth of QAnon. It might finally be time

the discord users have discovered the rebecca sugar ed edd and eddy yaoi

Heavy is the crab that ran the goon

It’s been an interesting time to be alive. Never thought we’d get to watch the foundations of our republic deteriorate in front of our eyes

It’s crazy Nixon was impeached for watergate and when you read about watergate it’s objectively 10x less horrendous than whatever headline Trump is in the news for that day.

Woke up to the UK Traitors on and lost my shit to see they gave the little person tiny barrels to carry in a challenge 😭

She kay on my wewe till I grime @kaywewe.bsky.social

*trying to impress an astrology girl*

I love when the moon’s wanking Gibbous

Waking up hungover in a waterbed is the most efficient way to remember the trauma of being born.

you typed radiohead weird

they be fucking

Anyways, if you say you belong to and follow the orders of a man named Jesus, and are using him to fund being surrounded by beautiful women who would never talk you in real life, you are actually the whore in this dynamic. Those guys should self delete.

I’ve probbably blocked 29+ Facebook pages for sharing clips of the whatever podcast. It always these two insecure whiny bitch dudes berating and belittling only fans models while declaring themselves model Christians and are bullying these women for Jesus?

Time for the fifth quarter of the KC v. Buffalo game in KC! (Chiefs fans driving home shit faced)

I wanna wear Josh Hawley’s skin

Gotta guy on my team who may be the first motherfucker to ever survive a PIP

reskeeting because the chiefs won a third super bowl and i found out my sister sold a swift record for 875 so im gonna go on record and say i am a liar

I thought to myself “How is twitter doing?” And was teleported to the internet circa 2008

Spotifys always been on some bullshit but now they are just making up genres

If a baby spoke to me while skydiving I’m taking it out before we hit the ground.

Personally, I love the NFL script. Give the Chiefs a third Super Bowl and I’ll buy all of Taylor’s albums

Gonna have to spin that ish

again???