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My boys
#stardewvalley
#samshane

Super bowl? More like superb hole.

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Stardew Valley fanart depicting Sam recording a TikTok video with his partner (Farmer OC) with puppy dog eyes in the background.

Haven't drawn Sam in a little while and this warmup turned into Sam posting on a tiktok-esque app? Tbh I think he'd do great.
#SDVFamart #SamSDV #SDVOC

slaps my belly really loudly watching my stomach ripple

I honestly wasn’t too big on Kent at first but I like him! He needs some group therapy and some hobbies

I’ve been in a Kent mood lately soo heres Brie is trying to show Kent how to fish since they’re besties. 💕
#SDVFanart #SDV #KentSDV #SDVOC

Honestly it's hard to find decent ones sometimes 😭 I've been lucky so far lol

How are some of yall scared of the doctor mine just complement my cute outfits/tramp stamp and kneel between my legs when they talk to me.

Went to the doctor he siad no more backshots for another week sorry 💔

I'm just thinking about the decision process for my farmer sona x sam deciding on a third.

Like the responsible side of me is thinking about them doing in depth talk of boundaries and their relationship...

The other says they just put their hottest friends names in a hat and picked at random.😂

checking in on those maids.

When you get the right combo of painkillers where you can twerk in the kitchen again but you've got a cold now for some reason???
How does that work...

*my back is just sprained (sorry typo)

I’m doing better! Went to the doctor and luckily it’s just a sprained 😭

Fucking slipped on ice at work and fell on my ass... cant even sit down wtf 😭😭😭

Curse my love of spicy food and coffee... my tummy actually hurts rn and I gotta work aaaaa 😭

Also travis willingham needs to chill with voicing big boys that are bottoms my pussy can only handle so much.😭💕

Also idk when I figured out how to draw mustaches (it’s kinda the reason I don’t draw Harvey that much- it looks weird when I try) but??? hey new achievement I guess?

Phenomaman my beloved… 💕
I’ve been in kind of an art slump lately so hopefully I can draw more soon.
#phenomaman #dispatch

His silliness consumes me
#Phenomaman

Gotta stay up.... need to do my hobbies.... need enrichment

Got pulled over today but didn't get a ticket??? I guess I'm too cute to put in jail yay 💖

Tfw you told your man his cum tasted bad so he makes you a sampler platter so you can ACCURATELY compare 😇
(spoiler: he’s still not winning )

Tasted myself recently it got me thinking... Sam and Shane probably taste AWFUL.

Like I see a case for most of the bachelor's not tasting the best, but shit even alex is drinking water/staying hydrated! Maybe I should make a poll. I haven't done a weird poll in a while.

I am feeling hella creatively bereft, have something stupid while I figure myself out

If I had a nickel for each time I got down bad for a "sweet blonde man with parental issues living in a small town wanting to make it big that is also bisexual and a switch" I'd have two nickles...

Btw I did draw Dijon every babygirl here, but courtin' cowboys is pretty graphic, sooooo...
Here are some of the warnings from the game page!

Had an anon on tumblr ask me about #CourtinCowboys yesterday and immediately had to draw Dijon 💛

Love the complete attitude switch up btw. Same girl with different himbos 💕

Of course, I draw alex for once and it's him and farmer brie beefing. They've got a "have a lot in common but can't stand each other" thing going on.
#SDVFanart #SDVAlex #SDVOC