This is the craziest part of that story. If I can't even Google someone's net worth, they're not buying an MLB team

Outs Above Average has broken the brains of the average internet user

Even Hunter Renfroe's agent doesn't know how he's listed here

Maybe they want to trade him for middle relievers

If you want to make it worse, sure.

Unfortunately it's probably time to tune out the Padres for a few years. Let's get past the labor issue and then we can start thinking about how this can be fixed.

Logging off forever

God damnit

Go Padres (maybe this was the good luck app)

That they're good. I'm arguing that it's a good offense.

We had Randy Vasquez shut down every offense for like 4 months. Baseball

The offense is fine. That's not what this is.

This center field wall is evil. Why do they bump up the yellow line to 25' like that?

No clue. I saw some scouting reports from guys who saw his rehab

Holy shit try ANYTHING ELSE

This can't be the actual plan for Sears to just spam 55% fastball? This is a weird "we don't know this guy and he doesn't know us" thing, maybe?

Nestor is throwing like 88

Unless I'm supposed to believe in Nestor? Would be fun, but I can't imagine that's a real thing.

Our 6, 7 starters went from best in baseball to bottom 5 in baseball

God Fucking Damnit

- JP Sears

AJ really fucked up with the Bergert and Kolek trade I'm super discouraged

I came into this inning thinking that he sucks and I still think he sucks

#ForTheLou

Trading Kolek and Bergert was dumb as hell. What a crazy trade.

We had an extremely unlucky and grumpy season in 23 and the lessons we took away were mostly don't make the players grumpy

No. I lost the context you were talking Bogaerts which obviously I agree with you

San Diego fans are wild. There's no other fan base on earth that would dump on a player who had a 1.500 playoff OPS the previous year

If he keeps everything the same and adds back the 40 home run power he's Mike Trout

I don't have any idea why I'm doing this to myself but I'm listening to 973 and they're talking about Wandy and Hosmer in the same breath

You and Manny Machado agree on this