Bergamot Gratin @gtrain - Bluesky Profile

Padres really starting to fucking suck.

19.06.2025 05:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bogaerts? More like BlowFarts.

#ForTheFaithful
#Padres

08.05.2025 02:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Why do you keep firing your best anchors?

25.02.2025 03:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Why are you voting to confirm any of this criminal president's nominees? He is putting so many of your Northern Virginia constituents out of work!

25.02.2025 03:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Roman Empire is falling.

21.02.2025 16:02 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Much too long. I have not been back to NY in way too long.

15.02.2025 23:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@seanlee.bsky.social this is your old buddy from Brooklyn.

15.02.2025 21:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

We have an animated turd as a president.

13.02.2025 23:37 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you read all four KISS autobiographies it's like Rashomon for idiots.

13.02.2025 17:59 — 👍 3188 🔁 651 💬 45 📌 33

Carfax should list on used car reports if the car has ever had a MAGA sticker on it. That way, a potential owner could avoid buying a car previously owned by a douchebag.

05.02.2025 21:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hahaja

01.02.2025 07:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Some Park Slope bullshit or some Heights bullshit?

01.02.2025 07:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

He doesn't hang out. We are fucked. I've lived for many years in both NYC and DC. Trust me. We are fucked.

01.02.2025 07:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sunday scaries hit much worse when Trump is president.

27.01.2025 06:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I made myself an omelet for lunch today and it felt so indulgent, like I was eating a truffle and caviar doughnut. Let's keep that inflation going.

18.01.2025 02:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I regret becoming a Padres season ticket member. The remaining members of the Preller family are not serious people.

17.01.2025 17:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

In a way, we are all Peter Seidler's widows.

07.01.2025 07:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I am now regretting becoming a Padres season ticket member this year.

07.01.2025 07:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You just made an enemy of @npr.org and all publicly supported radio.

05.12.2024 07:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So much diversity in that room.

29.11.2024 07:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You write like Raymond Chandler.

27.11.2024 15:23 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I live in San Diego...we are standing down and standing by for Avocado Party.

26.11.2024 04:08 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I am trying. There is some normy stuff on there...sports, entertainment, etc. that isn't here yet.

26.11.2024 04:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We've been defenestrated out the Overton Window.

25.11.2024 22:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a cartoon character is holding a rake and says willie hears ya willie don t care ALT: a cartoon character is holding a rake and says willie hears ya willie don t care

That turf needs this man.

21.11.2024 00:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Trump is Christ's 13th disciple.

19.11.2024 19:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I just Shlidt myself.

21.11.2023 22:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Who?

28.10.2023 19:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I am putting $100 on the Giants taking the NL West in 2024.

24.10.2023 23:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Holy shit Twitter has really become nothing but a right-wing shitposting sewer in the past year.

30.09.2023 19:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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