David

Haven’t seen Nine Inch Nails in like 25 years so LFG

it sucks

I’m not watching the Padres game but it

Donating it?

That reminds me, why did the Padres fire Mike Dee?

They didn’t even let Michael Jordan get away with it for that long.

Heading to Portland and if there aren’t any ports there I’ll be filing a complaint and turning around.

If they don’t, I’m going to cry. I’ll do it.

Laughing at the concept of Tim Tebow being an NFL legend…or really, a legend anywhere but Gainesville, Florida. He was never persecuted for openly practicing the world’s most popular religion, but that myth persists and he gets to coast through life on it.

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Wow, holding a baby while looking at his computer. How does he do it all?

I’ll fight for Beavis, I will! Butt-Head was a piece of shit, but Beavis was redeemable damn it!

At least Beavis had a moral compass.

Porque a los jugadores de hoy no les gusta la gasoliiiiiiiina.

Dang it, this is true. Gold lamé roadies if/when they win the World Series. Let’s do the golden jerseys our way.

It would have been a wild ride if he’d become a Padre

Do you see a sheen on them? No, sir.

That’s because he’s right here, and any autoerotic asphyxiation is mensie

The Padres did 9/11?

I’ve been putting off writing about all of it for two years now. Perhaps I’ll finally do it.

This is how I felt in 2023 watching my mom go. The Padres were our thing and she didn’t get to see them win. It’s why I hated that team for quitting the way they did, it gutted me.

I want you guys to get all of that.

On one hand, I'm glad that the sporting event Fun-Havers have included the WNBA in their dildo-throwing rotation. OTOH, throwing dildos on the playing surface is stupid in every sport.

I wonder exactly how much would save these programs, even at least just the high schools.

There's middle school football, however.

"Not enough interest", which is not exactly true.

The good news is that our fundraiser hit the goal, but the bad news is that they're still not restoring the choir classes because they've prioritized saving the middle school orchestras. As a former orchestra kid, I'm happy to see that valued. As a parent of a choir kid, I'm pissed.

I paid for parking at a museum the other week, and this week the company operating the parking lot texted me asking me how I would rate my experience. What the fuck are we doing?

Attending the eventual Padres World Series parade with a sign reading "TOLD YA SO" directed at nobody in particular. I'll just be there to dampen the mood.

No, he's not my real uncle.

I've been around both of you long enough to know that the Padres winning the WS will bring both of you the same joy, and that this is really about Isabelle Proximus.

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