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@yosaffbrige.bsky.social

I’m up for some good trouble. I also like naps.

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Latest posts by yosaffbrige.bsky.social on Bluesky

I use the phrase to troll magas. lol

24.10.2025 03:59 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There are no words or phrases in the English language to describe the absolute shit show we are watching.

23.10.2025 03:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Us before the election and us today.

21.10.2025 03:50 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

While wearing a crown

19.10.2025 05:21 — 👍 27    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Diaper boy AI-ed himself flying a fighter jet over NYC and dumping crap on protesters.

19.10.2025 05:16 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Give up the AIPAC money.

18.10.2025 11:15 — 👍 59    🔁 4    💬 7    📌 0

Thanks for the heads up.

17.10.2025 22:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
How to Stand up to a Dictator by Maria Ressa

How to Stand up to a Dictator by Maria Ressa

@mariaressa.bsky.social

16.10.2025 18:27 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Someone said ICE will be tried at the McNuremburger Trials I’m done with the internet today.

16.10.2025 18:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Grandpa escaped from his room and he’s rambling again.

14.10.2025 01:53 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I couldn’t understand her definitions of country vs continent and how that answered his question.

12.10.2025 21:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Does it come in people size?

12.10.2025 21:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dear Universe,
Why are you taking the strong women? The ones we leaned on, who gave us comfort? The ones who shared wisdom? We need them. We don’t need the person creating chaos.
Signed,
Most of Earth

12.10.2025 02:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I look forward to explaining to my grandchildren how the inflatables made the men with weapons very scared.

10.10.2025 20:23 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

He worked at a ρew ρew shop near me. Fortunately he was there under a year and the shop is closing due to slow sales. lol

09.10.2025 23:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A local grocery chain decided open carry will be allowed in their stores. Why does anyone need a weapon in a grocery store? Is the sirloin steak not dead enough? Is someone scared of the whole chicken attacking?

08.10.2025 15:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Help me out. What’s on Aaron’s pullover?

08.10.2025 15:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We just lost female icon Jane Goodall. We can’t lose another.

08.10.2025 04:40 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

TN is a racist hell hole

08.10.2025 03:24 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

South Park says he’s dating satan so I’m going with that scenario.

06.10.2025 21:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Glad his weekend med spa helped with his delusion.

06.10.2025 21:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

and I feel bad about referring garbage to a vile, n@zi, pos like Randy. Garbage can be turned into energy, mulch, and various other things for the betterment of life. Randy cannot.

06.10.2025 17:33 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

MAGA is directly destroying my family’s future. I can’t save for retirement. I can’t save for anything. Fuck you, you fucking suck. Fuck yourselves with a cheese grater.

06.10.2025 17:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Received an email from BCBS. Our rates are going up 18% next year. In the year of rising costs at a job where sales are my direct focus, I can’t afford this.
I want to personally shout out a big “fuck you” to everyone who voted for Trump and the MAGA party who voted for the Big Bullshit Bill.

06.10.2025 17:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Randy Fine is a garbage human.

06.10.2025 04:03 — 👍 18    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

In a world where America is literally the Titanic, 60 Minutes asks a question comparable to, “So that lady really did have a weird laugh and that’s why we couldn’t vote for her.”

05.10.2025 13:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Did RFK Jr write this?

04.10.2025 20:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He’s burning down the world so he’s not held accountable.

02.10.2025 23:57 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Fuck the people who pressed charges on women in the most vulnerable situations. Fuck them. May they step on all the legos barefoot. May their pillows be lumpy and hot. May their milk always expire before the expiration date. May they always have hotel rooms close to noisy people. Fuck them.

02.10.2025 01:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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02.10.2025 01:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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