the meta ai video slop TikTok is I think the first tech thing where I have been 100% on the side of the Luddites (vernacular usage, I know the actual Luddites were more complex than that, nerds). Usually I think there's a little too much of that reflexively on the left tbh, but no this shit sucks.

it is obscene to treat the unfortunate but (as he himself pointed out) routine murder of this Nazi shithead who believed that Jewish gelt was corrupting the blood of white Americans like a national tragedy

Interesting, what about muon/shampoo or other spectrum-y ones?

modern ai is basically a bunch of rogue google employees taking google projects that were done pretty cautiously and making them less cautious

Some days the Iliad being about Helen just becomes a lot more believable.

sorry i just got back from dropping off my wife with Bari Weiss Da Strap God

bar crawl on Ceres with Amos Expanse

DONALD TRUMP: I am going to institute autarky and liquidate the intelligentsia
MEDIA: maybe we haven't been nice enough...
ACADEMIA: let's make a helpful list of suggested demands for him to make of us!
MARKETS: line go up?
THE FEDERAL RESERVE: Epstein story is a go. where are we on the pee tape

Twitter (racist hellscape): robot son of iso-/pol/ overlord relentlessly chooses Woke due to accidentally being designed too well

Bluesky (enlightened, progressive): researchers calculate the Eigenslur

this is a total victory for liberalism, for reasons this character limit is too small to contain

i have friends everywhere :)

there is a perfect hyperdimensional jewel made of every word a human being has ever written, and all the correspondences between those words. people mostly use it to get insane household repair tips or jerk off. i guess it basically runs the government now

my sportscenter co-anchor: wnba action tonight, season's in full swing. jon, you know what they call it when the indiana "fever" play the atlanta "dream"?
me: basketball game
co-anchor: no
me: what is basketball game
co-anchor: correct!
me: potent potables, $200
co-anchor: wow that's a great deal

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