Albertina Rizzo

Big hugs today to anyone who lost their dad but also had a dad who would’ve gotten really annoyed about posting a picture of them on Instagram

FYI dog barks from smallest to biggest are yip, arf, bow, woof. I don’t make the rules those are just the facts

My favourite one like this is Don Henley getting Brian to autograph a copy of Pet Sounds. Brian signed it "thanks for all the great music" then thought for a second, crossed out "great", and wrote "good"

Let's be clear: there are no riots, there are no clashes. There are unarmed community members defending their friends and family against masked militas who are targeting immigrants at work, in their homes, and while they are AT THEIR IMMIGRATION APPOINTMENTS.

The Cruel World According to Stephen Miller How did he become the Trump era’s architect of hate?

An underrated part of all this is that Stephen Miller grew up in Santa Monica. In a real sense, getting to do this violence in this way has been his north star guiding his entire life.

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Stephen Miller really answering the question of what happens when Gargamel has a micropenis

Genuine disappointment when noon hit and I looked around the internet and neither of the two most powerful men in the world had said something erratic and dangerous about the other.

When two of the most unhinged people on the planet are fighting WWE style it is both thrilling and also begs the question do we need to get a bunker

The way San Diego is pushing back on Ice raids and showing up for their neighbors makes me take back anything I ever said about San Diego (that it was if Hollister and Jamba Juice were a city). Good on them

My Condolences Notes from a try hard

Like a one of a kind and true original I decided to start substack for absolute nonsense arizzo1.substack.com/p/my-condole...

Love the Macron wife slap caught on tape, true Pepe Le Pew energy

Don’t ever let them tell you dreams can’t come true

Sometimes I’m just really grateful I was able to secure a handle and email without numbers in it

The Hunter

The Hunter https://www.wikiart.org/en/joan-miro/the-hunter-1924

Green: I will suffer whatever the consequences are because I don't believe in the richest country in the world people should be without good health care. I stood up for my constituents then. I'm standing up for them now. I would do it again.

Let’s get one of RFK’s unvaccinated friends to shake hands with everyone in the Oval Office and do a clean sweep

I’d rather sit through a hundred Adrian Brody speeches and have gum tossed directly into my hair than listen to the state of the union

My mom just called me specifically to tell me she thought The Brutalist was indulgent and then was like, “ok I gotta go”

I don’t know where Elon is testing his drugs but someone could be a hero

Buying fresh flowers while I go on my leisurely stroll during a coup!

Gift of J. Frederic Byers III and promised gift of an anonymous donor

Chuck Close, Robert/104,072, 1973-74

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Hats off to NYTimes Strands for doing the bare minimum in making me feel challenged

Look I’m a pacifist but I don’t know about these commercials trying to shill the “we don’t always have to agree” message when we’re living in humane vs inhumane

Comforted to know Kendrick Lamar is joining me in bringing flared jeans back

Wait the Democrats should advertise during the Super Bowl

Life is significantly easier if you find someone who makes you laugh above all, tell the children

NOEM: (flash to image of her brain of goat eating a can)

Surely the fall of Rome was a little more fun that this bleak dork takeover