Elon’s Assistant

Almost done with work!! And then I get to sleep here in an empty office #earningmystripes #thankful

any of y'all have tips on how to rent wild hogs? E needs 50-75 wild hogs for an event. NO FARMED HOGS they must be wild. lol pls DM me 🤔 #maga

E told me I need to carry a little bit of loose gasoline in my purse "just in case" and NGL it is making me a biiiit lightheaded lol #draintheswamp #thankyoufortheopportunity #doge #maga

Any smartie-pants out there know how to change the accepted currency for health insurance premiums? I am paid in crypto

To everybody who got my texts about needing your social security number asap I was not hacked those were real

Babysitting E’s twelve kids today and every single one of them has punched me. They deny being instructed to do it but it felt pretty coordinated to me, almost like some of them didn’t even want to. Lol I don’t even wanna know. “I don’t need to see that!” #LisaKudrow #HBO

Got in the Tesla this morning with E and realized he had my entire seatbelt removed lol 😭🤪😂

I might need to go to mars

Oy what a day 🤣🤐🥴