Louis ✨

Talking Heads was right. This ain’t no party, and it sure as hell ain’t no disco either.

In the immortal words of Fountains of Wayne: I think I’ll have another glass of Mexican Wine.

one last time before leaving the TTPD era

AND I WON’T CONFESS THAT I

WAITED BUT I LET THE LAMP BURN

AS THE MEN MASQUERADED

I HOPED YOU’D RETURN

WITH YOUR FEET ON THE GROUND

TELL ME ALL THAT YOU LEARNED

CAUSE LOVES NEVER LOST

WHEN PERSPECTIVE IS EARNED

First time in Years I won’t be awake for new Taylor but I am simply Exhausted and have to be up at the goddamn Witching Hour, so! 🧡❤️‍🔥

Taylor AND Dodie tonight is going to be emotional whiplash

X-Men: The Last Stand is not, like, a Good movie. But the opening scene of Angel as a child trying to cut off his own wings is kind of prefect.

Genuinely one of my favorite opening scenes to any film ever.

The people don't want AI. The people want sentient bean friends.

“I hate the word moist” oh no I am sorry to hear that

Here are some wet brownies

Got you this very damp muffin

Here’s some banana bread that is positively soaking in its juices

Is this better for you

Did I do it

Usually my barometer for when fall starts is when Dunkin’ brings out their pumpkin spice stuff, however I no longer live by a Dunkin’, and this feels like an appropriate substitute

The liquor store has Sam Adam’s Oktoberfest on shelves so I’m taking that to mean fall is officially here 🥰🧡🍂🍁

she wouldn’t do and doesn’t need the plebeian levels of promo for anything but if Taylor could just get on Hot Ones or Chicken Shop date I’d be THRILLED

What do you mean I have to go to work? After Taylor announced an album?? Feels illegal.

When Michael Jordan felt boxed in by his success in basketball he tried baseball. When Gary Brooks became synonymous with country he created Chris Gaines. And when JK Rowling created the most successful kids books of all time she reinvented herself as a petty, weirdo transphobia influencer.

One of the funniest bits in the entire Percy Jackson franchise is him taking until The House of Hades to realize he could use Riptide as an actual pen, and even then it was Annabeth who had to suggest it to him.

“You think everything and everyone is beautiful!”

“Maybe that’s the real punk rock.”

Jubilee pitch: “Julius Caesar vs 20 Roman Senators”

Daisies, dandelions and green grass in a field in front of some trees

dandelions and daisies

Thank you 💜

I started this year with two dogs and now I have no dogs and it’s a uniquely strange feeling.

“Andor treated Varada Sethu better than Doctor Who did!”

Andor Bury-Your-Gays’d her, so let’s start there!

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People were comparing Lucky Day to Kerblam! a few weeks ago, but if we’re being completely honest, the true spiritual successor to that episode this season is absolutely The Interstellar Song Contest.

Yes. Yes I do.

She sounds like she wants to fuck the farmer AND the cow.

Nicole Kidman in Practical Magic might be the most gorgeous any human being has ever been.

Just another ✨Manic Monday✨

An old gray bunny sits in an armchair, smoking a pipe. Around him are many old maps and maritime things, such as a compass and a ship's log, as well as a photo of the bunny as a younger man, in a captain's uniform. The elder bunny is happily facing the viewer, recounting a story from the Age of Sail

Daily bunny no.2917 has many a tale to tell

A Spotify screenshot showing a list of song; Mexican Wine, Bright Future in Sales, and Stacy’s Mom. The first three songs on Fountains of Wayne’s 2003 album, Welcome Interstate Managers.

Perfect hat trick, right here.

Objectively flawed people find partners all the time, and yet I’m convinced something is fundamentally wrong with me and that’s why I can’t seem to find one.