Louis ✨

she wouldn’t do and doesn’t need the plebeian levels of promo for anything but if Taylor could just get on Hot Ones or Chicken Shop date I’d be THRILLED

What do you mean I have to go to work? After Taylor announced an album?? Feels illegal.

When Michael Jordan felt boxed in by his success in basketball he tried baseball. When Gary Brooks became synonymous with country he created Chris Gaines. And when JK Rowling created the most successful kids books of all time she reinvented herself as a petty, weirdo transphobia influencer.

One of the funniest bits in the entire Percy Jackson franchise is him taking until The House of Hades to realize he could use Riptide as an actual pen, and even then it was Annabeth who had to suggest it to him.

“You think everything and everyone is beautiful!”

“Maybe that’s the real punk rock.”

Jubilee pitch: “Julius Caesar vs 20 Roman Senators”

Daisies, dandelions and green grass in a field in front of some trees

dandelions and daisies

Thank you 💜

I started this year with two dogs and now I have no dogs and it’s a uniquely strange feeling.

“Andor treated Varada Sethu better than Doctor Who did!”

Andor Bury-Your-Gays’d her, so let’s start there!

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People were comparing Lucky Day to Kerblam! a few weeks ago, but if we’re being completely honest, the true spiritual successor to that episode this season is absolutely The Interstellar Song Contest.

Yes. Yes I do.

She sounds like she wants to fuck the farmer AND the cow.

Nicole Kidman in Practical Magic might be the most gorgeous any human being has ever been.

Just another ✨Manic Monday✨

An old gray bunny sits in an armchair, smoking a pipe. Around him are many old maps and maritime things, such as a compass and a ship's log, as well as a photo of the bunny as a younger man, in a captain's uniform. The elder bunny is happily facing the viewer, recounting a story from the Age of Sail

Daily bunny no.2917 has many a tale to tell

A Spotify screenshot showing a list of song; Mexican Wine, Bright Future in Sales, and Stacy’s Mom. The first three songs on Fountains of Wayne’s 2003 album, Welcome Interstate Managers.

Perfect hat trick, right here.

Objectively flawed people find partners all the time, and yet I’m convinced something is fundamentally wrong with me and that’s why I can’t seem to find one.

Look, I’m made of stardust. This is unacceptable.

Louis, wearing a denim button up over a Yankees shirt, and a baseball cap. Holding a coffee mug patterned with spider webs, bats, and Minnie Mouse heads. Standing in front of a full bookcase.

Midnight, a large black dog, standing on all fours staring at the camera.

Good morning from Me & My Dog ✨🖤

Changed my profile picture! Trying to remember this site exists and that I should use it!

Copies 1-10,000 were signed in green; the next 10,000 in blue; the next 10k in Peacock; then Berry; then Purple; then Red; then Navy; then Firecracker (which is what I call Rocket Fuel Red); then Intergalactic Indigo, then Tiger Eye Teal, and finally a color I don't know the name of that looks like Tiger Eye Teal.

You can tell approximately when your copy of Everything Is Tuberculosis was signed using this handy color-coordinated guide. Preorder your signed copy now wherever books are sold.

Animated? The Little Mermaid

Live action? The Parent Trap (1998)

I’m standing in front of a black and white floral tapestry holding a mug depicting Garfield the cat. I’m wearing a grey short sleeve shirt with red accents. On my wrist is a black watch.

Good morning! ✨
I got a new mug

Hot girls* hate ai (*gendy neutch)

thinking of one of abraham lincoln's great quotes this morning:

"As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master. This expresses my idea of democracy. Whatever differs from this, to the extent of the difference, is no democracy."

a blond baby dachshund sits on a blue and white striped blanket while wearing a coordinating dark blue harness. he has a crown of little white daisies balanced atop his noggin and a look of undeniable power in his eyes.

This is Louis. He was given a flower crown because it looked cute. But now he wields unfathomable power as the flower king. 12/10

🥺🥺🥺

Welcome Interstate Managers as a whole is just a great album.