Nathan Zimri Borgman

Putin made Trump look like a fool.

“The Art of the Kneel.”

That Trump-Putin Summit in Alaska played out like an episode of VEEP.

“Earlier.. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) added a random person to a conversation about an ongoing search for a convicted attempted murderer. In March, U.S. national security leaders accidentally included a journalist in a group chat about impending military strikes in Yemen.”

Government papers found in an Alaskan hotel reveal new details of Trump-Putin summit Documents with sensitive details about the meeting between President Trump and Russian President Putin were left behind on a public hotel printer.

Documents with sensitive details about the meeting between President Trump and Russian President Putin were left behind on a public hotel printer.

Texas AG Paxton fled home in a truck driven by his wife to avoid subpoena, process server alleges Paxton was being subpoenaed to testify at a hearing Tuesday in a lawsuit brought by abortion rights groups aimed at preventing state prosecutors from going after them for providing financial and othe...

had to go look for this story today to remind myself yes it did happen

France couldn’t even write their most famous novel without naming a guy Jean twice

Just got nostalgic for when all we were worried about was who would play Tim Walz on SNL

Happy Father’s Day

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I’m up to the allegory bit and it’s prob the best special Joe List has done. Definitely his tightest. That first album he recorded: whoa. You’d think he’d take it down like that Kill Tony ‘one take’ guy but no. Leaving a roadmap for the younger generation of comics. A squiggly, meandering road map.

YouTube video by Joe List Joe List: Small Ball FULL SPECIAL

@mattlevy51.bsky.social I am looking at the split screen from this new special and Joe List is *’on one’* as they say. Like ‘ok brian de palma’

youtu.be/WXAEFZ-z_ns?...

Musk: Trump’s actually pretty bad

Trump: Musk’s actually pretty bad

RFK Jr: I just got rid of medicine

I feel like I just fell for a prank buying this drink

The world is ending but Bloomberg's / Mishal Husain's use of annotations is a really neat way of adding context and value to an interview transcript.

Puddlehead: The Adventures of Howie Dork (A Fairy Tale of American Business) .. zimri.ink .. like if Kurt Vonnegut rewrote Voltaire’s Candide for modern times

YouTube video by FRONTLINE PBS | Official Is Wal-Mart Good for America? (full documentary) | FRONTLINE

This Frontline doc is also a good as-it’s-happening Wal Mart / pre-WTO China doc: youtu.be/n224P8snMkA?...

(btw I’m reading your book right now and it’s great! Way to open with the Salmon)

@tignotaro.bsky.social are you getting paid NOT to do a parody of Severance?

‘ist’ is an intimidating Latin suffix. ‘Er’ is relatively straightforward and well-known: refrigerators refrigerate, runners run, dictators dictate, etc

Seems like the co that ran the survey consults to reduce call center expenses, maybe

How’s it going? He’s popping up on my dystopian YA searches

Your financial age is your real age minus how many times you paid an overdraft fee

RIP to all the single people getting Dem texts hoping big blue is trying to fu*k

Adding ‘Ai’ onto a product has the same effect on price as saying it’s for a wedding

I put the ‘Shh’ in ‘Showbiz’ bc nobody knows who the fu*k I am

ABBOT: oh my god Diddy got arrested!

COSTELLO: did he?

ABBOT: I just said that, Diddy got arrested

COSTELLO: did who get arrested??

ABBOT: Diddy!

COSTELLO: what are you askin me for? did he what?

ABBOT: im not askin, i’m tellin you Diddy got arrested

COSTELLO: i’m asking, what did he do

Worked a UN dinner last night where the keynote speaker brought up Russia’s nuclear weapons, told everyone to be afraid, and then we ordered entrees

As tax preparer, my favorite were the ones out of college making x times my salary being like “this is my first time doing them alone. My parents usually do them for me”. And then… they paid for a new ‘parent’.

Wherever my long lost childhood friend is, I hope I am also the answer to your security question…

My dad was super passive aggressive about it. Sent him my novel about 5 months ago and then he had the nerve to die without reading it.

“Ya’ll done fu*ked w/ Big Seafood in muh state, ‘n I’m gon’ send my politically-connected goons after ya, or my name ain’t Trawlin’ Charlie…”