Judith

I have a lot of personal pride, but not so much that I can't sit in an old man's lap in exchange for an expensive purse.

🫢 Someone ought to call Mrs. Claus to collect her husband.

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Make room on that lap, sir.

My own...? 😳

🤭 Oh, no no no. I'm trying to stay on Santa's good side! There's an Hermes bag in his workshop with my name on it!

We're one in the very same! Though, I'm trying to cut back this year. 😮‍💨 I fear old Saint Nick won't approve of my usual drunken conduct.

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😮‍💨 I can't nip back across the pond to see family this year. I've known for ages, but it's hitting me a fair bit harder now that the holiday is so close.

Which indulgences might those be, Papa?

I was surprised to learn that the Ministry celebrates Christmas.

Though I suppose it doesn't have much to do with Baby Jesus, does it? 🤭

Bombed out stained glass window with reflection - old Coventry Cathedral, Coventry

#window #coventry #cathedral #coventryCathedral #reflection #windowsOnWednesday #classicMono

😁 I'm only making some fun, Frater. This old girl wasn't born yesterday!

Enjoy your harem. 🤭

In less pleasant terms, *don't* bother me with work on here. 🤨 I shan't pull punches.

Then why are you letting people sit on your lap? 🤭

🤭 You ought to wear a false beard so the children don't feel let down.

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🤨 You don't look like Saint Nick.

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This is Judith from the band Ghost's current tour cycle lore.

She doesn't live on Ministry property, but you may see her lurking around on occasion.

Will write more in depth about her at some point.

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