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Trickster god. Snarky progressive curmudgeon. Swears in four languages. I stand with πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦& πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ.

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It was actually some knock-off Italian soda called Mount Stressor.

08.02.2026 07:57 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

When I was in high school in the 1990s, I found in my school library a copy of Isaac Asimov’s non-fiction book β€œAn Easy Introduction to the Slide Rule”. The card in front showed it had last been checked out in 1977, two years before I was born.

sliderulemuseum.com/Manuals/M220...

08.02.2026 03:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Great Steamboat Race "The Great Steamboat Race," published in Uncle Scrooge #11 (Sept-Nov. 1955), is in my opinion one of Carl Barks' best stories. Which is ...

Indeed, that’s exactly where my mind went. They have to use the original ships from 1870, which sank, so Scrooge floats his ship by filling it with inflated inner tubes. By the end, it’s just tubes lashed together with wire, a boiler, and a paddle wheel. comicsradio.blogspot.com/2015/02/the-...

08.02.2026 03:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The author names in the β€œcomment section” are absolute gold.

08.02.2026 03:38 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tanith Lee’s Tales from the Flat Earth are a key formative experience for me, having read them twentysome years ago. Their intertwined snaking stories with a heady mix of myth and mystery, blurring of fact and legendβ€”sexy, dangerous, and dreamlikeβ€”all greatly influenced how I shape and tell stories.

08.02.2026 03:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every day, someone with poor understanding of statistics is tantalizingly close to discovering that people in live in cities, yet seldom is enlightenment achieved.

14.01.2026 04:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Most days I feel like Mr. Lynch here.

But then sometimes I read the news and see what’s happening and think of the people enthusiastically doing all that to others, and I begin to understand why someone would want to build the Torment Nexus…

12.01.2026 16:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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What is the oldest published version of the Sorcerer class/kit in D&D? I'm wondering if the absolute first incarnation of a Sorcerer EVER in the history of D&D (and D&D compatible published works) was 3rd edition. My gut tells me there's probably been 100+ hom...

As far as this research shows, while the term sorcerer was occasionally used as a title or synonym in pre-3.0 D&D, it was never specifically associated with spontaneous casting, innate ability over learning, or charisma over intelligence.

rpg.stackexchange.com/questions/15...

03.01.2026 01:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And yet, they keep bringing up the distinction between sorcerers as innate spell casters versus wizards as trained magic-users, when this difference was invented whole-cloth for D&D 3.0 which wasn’t published until the year 2000.

02.01.2026 11:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m surprised they didn’t order everyone to switch to π”‰π”―π”žπ”¨π”±π”²π”―.

10.12.2025 06:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Broken machinery that gets parts into the food, followed by failure to scan the finished products magnetically or with X-rays to check for metal fragments, as is supposed to happen.

06.12.2025 08:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe the Nobel Piss Prize…

19.10.2025 04:08 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Actual wolves would have done a significantly better job of raising a person.

19.10.2025 04:08 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Most people, when giving a press conference that they themselves called in advance, would at least read over their prepared statement beforehand, maybe even rehearse it once or twiceβ€”but not Donald β€œConfidence” Trump. He’s so confident, people can’t stop talking about how he wins confidence games!

22.09.2025 21:42 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s just throwing its CPU to the audience!

08.07.2025 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Grok is from Stranger in a Strange Land, which is after Heinlein’s fascism-is-cool-phase, and more or less marks the beginning of his dirty-old-man phase where most of his books are about self-insert character Lazarus Long self-inserting into his own mother and underage female clones of himself.

08.07.2025 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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YouTube video by Yoram Bauman Chicken chicken chicken

The conference presentation is a must-see: youtu.be/yL_-1d9OSdk

09.05.2025 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I didn’t even know Waffle House had a severed floor!

11.03.2025 00:04 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Too late, I already let the upside-down mayonnaise packet confuse me…

11.03.2025 00:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah, for the days of true Presidential leadership, when we got proper speeches like JFK’s vow to lower egg prices:

β€œWe promise these things not because they are over-easy, but because they are hard-boiled!”

10.03.2025 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thinking outside the box can be desirable, but not when that box is objective reality.

19.02.2025 20:54 β€” πŸ‘ 84    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

I ran BitD followed by Scum & Villainy for a combined three years or so (currently running a FitD supernatural secret agency hack of my own design), and honestly forgot the claim map even existed. We managed to have plenty of player-driven story without it.

04.02.2025 09:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey, Elon, thanks for confirming we got the right names!

04.02.2025 09:50 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I suspect he’s rapidly learning a lot about how other people are capable of both reach and imagination…

04.02.2025 05:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Importantly, though, anthologies are not full of short stories that completely fail the launch.

14.01.2025 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah, yes, lasers, famously known for their loud booming sounds, caused by uh, well, hrmm…

08.01.2025 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just wait for the Roman fire department model to hit health insurance: Before the ambulance will take you to the hospital, you’ll need to sign the five-year indenture contract (plus a pending credit check, of course, and if they don’t like what they see, they’ll dump you out on the road halfway)…

08.01.2025 08:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, that’s an omen…

01.01.2025 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I describe it as the feeling that you are the voice in your own head, screaming at yourself to get up and do the thing, sometimes even a fun thing that you want to do, but the part of you that’s in control of your body just ignores you and keeps doing some mindless low-reward task instead.

30.12.2024 02:48 β€” πŸ‘ 133    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

And I’ve seen dozens of posts from people stating that Astarion in Baldur’s Gate III either helped them realize they were or had been in an abusive relationship, or helped them come to terms with having been in one and accepting that it was not their fault they’d been victimized.

29.12.2024 00:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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