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You’re in her DMs, I’ve hired a priest who is having a crisis of faith and an expert from the Vatican to perform an exorcism on her daughter

Lmao, god I love these morons

Lmao, Joe B being horny on main, camera shows a guy dressed as Batman sitting next to an attractive young woman while he says “good to see Batman keeping such good company”

“Hey what is the thing that [garbled]”

“Oh you mean [garbled] let me check if we have that”

That is an indoor conversation

Don’t use the drive thru if you have questions about the menu

Also, wasn't the whole point that the "hard men" of Gondor were corrupted by shortsightedness and lust for power (see, e.g. Boromir, Isildur, Faramir, etc.)

I have been made aware of a Japanese cartoon man named “Vegeta.”

He screams himself into godhood, his hair achieving ever more operatic configurations. I confess — I admire him. Here is a creature who refuses the tyranny of restraint, who becomes incandescent through effort and rage.

Fun fact: that's just how you say pervert in French

Iiii’m Sarah Koenig, and this…is Serial

🎶 is this team good, or is it bad, it’s impossible to tell, that’s Washington Capitals hockeyyyy🎶

Tupac Shakur and Jada Pinkett in an ad for Mondawmin Mall in Baltimore, 1987.

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness

Counterpoint: just using the native language term for something they deem uncouth is the most French thing ever

Evander Kane block, scaslow follow

That UVA safety got me screaming at my teevee like Patrick Roy trying to fight Chris Osgood

Mojo scored on us? Sometimes it be ya own people #caps

The one thing I miss from the other place is the access to behind the scenes Caps videos, I have not yet been able to determine what manner of creature/gremlin these new boys are

"Read a fucking book Kakarot"

Vegeta hovering saying to Gohan next to him "so, now what are we supposed to do, Einstein?"

Oppenheimer (2023)

Minority Report (2002)

Dir.: S. Spielberg

Joe B: Welcome tonight everyone to a very exciting opening night for the Capitals here in Capital One Arena, Locker there are a lot of storyline to look forward to this year

Locker: that's right Joe, the biggest of which is the dark being living below the Gallery Place/Chinatown Metro Station

Everyone in the box

Nobody on the bench

YouTube video by 2Neil2Cicierega never go on reddit

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Goalie relaxing in the stands

Logan Thompson debuts new ‘Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian’ themed mask Logan Thompson is back with an epic new mask for the 2025-26 NHL season. While skating at day two of the Washington…

Logan Thompson debuts new "Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian" themed mask

I agree with you for sure, but I also think we have lost the art of the tight 90-minute movie in favor of stretching some stories that don't need to be stretched because of one-hour episodes of prestige television

Should’ve included Radek Bonk, the best name in hockey history

Immaculate Grid’s “Some Guys I Remember From the 21st Century” containing Matt Hendricks, Joel Ward, Tom Poti, Donald Brashear, Joé Juneau, John Erskine, Jason Chimera, José Théodore, and Tomáš Fleischmann

I mean, I’m a sucker for following a trend but annoyingly choosing the sport no one else is using but these are some great hockey boys

Hell yeah, and weird eyeball creature pasta salad

Truculentus Ranulfus Vir Masculinus

Hell yeah frater