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Midwestern nerd, weird animal person, dad, things of that nature. he/him

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horse ownership:

21.05.2025 13:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 125    ๐Ÿ” 25    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maybe Gazelle is the only animal in Zootopia who wears shoes because she just really needs arch support. If so I get it girl.

18.02.2026 12:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œVoting for Trump doesnโ€™t make me a racist! If anything itโ€™s the other way around.โ€

18.02.2026 12:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fair. Theyโ€™re not life changing regardless and I canโ€™t say Iโ€™d think of them terribly often if they were available year round (which admittedly they are at some bakeries on the northwest side).

17.02.2026 18:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, theyโ€™re basically jelly donuts, and admittedly a big part of the appeal is the flavors you find at Polish bakeries and not at, say, Jewel. Rose jam, for instance (Dataโ€™s favorite) or advocaat (mine). :)

17.02.2026 17:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s Fat Tuesday, which means that in the part of the country I live in, supermarkets are calling the same jelly donuts they sell year round โ€œpฤ…czkiโ€.

17.02.2026 15:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was curious how many people would recognize that. :)

17.02.2026 12:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Theyโ€™re discussing the high price of furniture and rugs, and fire insurance for ladybugs.

17.02.2026 12:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A plastic jug with the words Chilled Out Horse and a photo of a horse wearing a halter. Text under the product name reads โ€œNATURAL REMEDY FOR HORSES
Professionally formulated for everyday stress and anxietyโ€

A plastic jug with the words Chilled Out Horse and a photo of a horse wearing a halter. Text under the product name reads โ€œNATURAL REMEDY FOR HORSES Professionally formulated for everyday stress and anxietyโ€

Happy Lunar New Year! Weโ€™re entering the Year of the Fire Horse, but what Iโ€™m hoping for (and unlikely to get) is the Year of the

17.02.2026 10:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A world in which both reality TV and the Greek Pantheon exist would offer the possibility of shows where contestants compete with the gods in various contests and get turned into birds or spiders or whatever if they lose, & sometimes if they win. Bottom like: fewer reality tv stars hanging around.

16.02.2026 20:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Democrats should get behind a voter ID law that only goes into effect when 99.9% of the eligible population has a valid ID and automatically pauses when the number falls below that. The fact that Republicans would never accept this would make clear what the real point of voter ID laws is.

16.02.2026 16:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 100    ๐Ÿ” 30    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
A photo of a blue Great Dane running toward the viewer, ears flapping, mouth open, and a strand of drool draped across the top of her snout.

A photo of a blue Great Dane running toward the viewer, ears flapping, mouth open, and a strand of drool draped across the top of her snout.

Everybody look at this majestic ass dog.

16.02.2026 14:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 29    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No idea what Jacked Budgie Mannequin is trying to sell, but I note with approval that heโ€™s correctly depicted with zygodactyl feet.

15.02.2026 13:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Stopped at a candy store just now to get chocolates to go in stockings for a much delayed Christmas gathering. The store was slammed and I thought โ€œwow, a lot of people taking advantage of th Presidents Day saleโ€, then felt stupid when I I noticed all the love red and pink hearts everywhere.

14.02.2026 21:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A cardboard stand up in a Jewel food store bearing the image of Jojo, their mascot, who is a smiling furry red cyclops.he is wearing a yellow luchador mask and singlet.

A cardboard stand up in a Jewel food store bearing the image of Jojo, their mascot, who is a smiling furry red cyclops.he is wearing a yellow luchador mask and singlet.

More of the Jewel supermarket monster. Hereโ€™s him dressed as a luchador. Iโ€™m not sure the mask is going to do much to conceal his identity, especially since his unmasked face is also on his belt.

14.02.2026 18:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
not a complaint, to be clear

not a complaint, to be clear

my partner keeps drawing varmint yuri and forcing me to ink it

13.10.2025 01:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 639    ๐Ÿ” 138    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
13.02.2026 11:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1031    ๐Ÿ” 164    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 38    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

Near the start of the subprime mortgage crisis in 2008 there was an episode of This American Life called โ€œThe Giant Pool of Moneyโ€ that made the point that thereโ€™s a lot more money looking for high returns than there are sane places to invest that money and I think about that a lot lately.

13.02.2026 11:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s not an every time thing, but I can do Thai hot once in a while. It encourages mindful eating, because you really need to take your time and contemplate your life choices between mouthfuls.

13.02.2026 02:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*hug*

13.02.2026 02:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whose idea of the perfect woman, the hunterโ€™s or the foxโ€™s?

13.02.2026 00:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One place we used to go to in the city asked you about heat level by making an uncomfortable face and asking โ€œAmerican hot or Thai hot?โ€

13.02.2026 00:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Building the ship is the easy part, the hard part will be installing the overhead catenary system.

12.02.2026 21:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I might actually consider bamboo if it will attract pandas.

12.02.2026 20:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A photo of redwood trees and the text โ€œRedwoods (Sequoia sempervirens) are one of the largest and most impressive tree species in the world. "This species can grow to over 300 feet tall and live a couple millennia,"

A photo of redwood trees and the text โ€œRedwoods (Sequoia sempervirens) are one of the largest and most impressive tree species in the world. "This species can grow to over 300 feet tall and live a couple millennia,"

I saw a link to an article โ€œ9 Evergreen Trees to Never Plant in Your Yardโ€. Okay, weโ€™re thinking of planting some shrubs along the fence in the spring for privacy, letโ€™s see what they suggest avoiding.
1) Redwoods
Um, okay. Noted.

12.02.2026 20:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In fairness, the deer is sleeping without their CPAP (Cervine Positive Air Pressure) machine.

12.02.2026 19:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nena tried to warn us about this back in the โ€˜80s.

12.02.2026 15:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A blue plush dragon smiling open mouthed with an uncanny full set of half scale human-like teeth. Its eyes are pointed in slightly different directions.

A blue plush dragon smiling open mouthed with an uncanny full set of half scale human-like teeth. Its eyes are pointed in slightly different directions.

I had a dental appointment this week, and this plush dragon was staring at me from a table next to the chair. I guess itโ€™s for teaching kids to floss properly, but the human-like teeth give it real Ugly Sonic energy.

12.02.2026 13:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks, I believe I will!

11.02.2026 19:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Small crab eating grape ANIMATED

11.02.2026 19:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 176    ๐Ÿ” 47    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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