Juul Of Denial

Smart

I am living for the day someone sincerely admits that they were unfamiliar with my game. When I come out this stage of grief and pain and grind, I want them gagged. I want bitches to choke on who I’ve become.

S2 E7 of Severance left me in physical pain.

Bruh I’m so down bad for this show that I’m playin it back in German just to make it feel new again. Somebody need to take my phone away or put me on crew for season 3. I’m losing it.

No but I ACTUALLY enjoy every episode equally.

Mark S over at Lumon laying hella pipe while M Scout’s grieving is crazy work but then watching M Scout’s rizz at that restaurant before Miss Thang pretends to forget his wife’s name told me everything I needed to know. Gemma didn’t pull herself.

I loved her in The Thick of It and Jonathan Creek

“Comfort character” as a term never really resonated with me. Then I watched Severance. Now I have a shit ton of comfort characters.

THEY MAKE DEODORANT???????

The recapitulation website has changed a bit too

I know people want to understand what’s going on in Severance but I like the psychological impact of not knowing. It actually feels like how fantasy felt when I was younger. It feels so nostalgic to not understand something and like it anyway. I feel like I forgot how to do that.

Severance is my shit.

Late winter is just second Halloween to me. Everything is so dark and eerie and perfect for a season of gothic bliss.

Every new thing I find out about John Cena convinces me that he could lift Mjölnir.

No but like really when Ludwig Kaiser talks into the mic, I feel like I’m intruding on an intimate moment.

Ludwig Kaiser looks like he’s perpetually getting a bj.

Ludwig Kaiser looks like he wants to make out with the air.

WE GOT BLISSSSSSSSSSSSSDS

Women’s Royal Rumble is SO FREAKING GOOD

Bro what even is Lumon? How is this building so big? I’m so freaked out but in the best way.

Felt that

I loved this sound

Bet

This settles it. I want Angels by Robbie Williams to play at my funeral.

I will find out how socializing works on here. I’m determined

Again, John Cena has the opportunity to do the funniest thing with Xiaohungshu. #bringbackbingchiling

Understandable

OMG LOL I thought you were boycotting Starbucks 😭

It’s actually involving a a man blue box if that makes it better

Richard Gadd on Monday Night Raw is the happy ending I needed.