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@jesi.bsky.social

36, cancer survivor, trying to figure it all out

67 Followers  |  174 Following  |  256 Posts  |  Joined: 26.07.2023  |  1.7262

Latest posts by jesi.bsky.social on Bluesky

I would love to cook dinner but the dishwasher is on and the noise is Too Icky.

13.02.2026 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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They live here in wedded bliss

12.02.2026 23:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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....I got the Ed and Stede Christmas Nutcracker salt and pepper shakers.

12.02.2026 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Coming soon: Clara & the Below - episode 1 From "Amphibia" creator Matt Braly - an animated gothic horror spin on the Nutcracker full of wintery chills and somber vibes.

This will be an 100% independent production that relies on crowdfunding for its budget. Please give us a follow at our pre-launch page here to receive updates leading to our March 13th launch: www.kickstarter.com/projects/158...

11.02.2026 21:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1008    πŸ” 493    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 13
screenshot from Doom of a hellish alien scene with the subtitle "WHERE IS THE GUY WHO INVENTED SELLING PERSONAL DATA"

screenshot from Doom of a hellish alien scene with the subtitle "WHERE IS THE GUY WHO INVENTED SELLING PERSONAL DATA"

me in hell

09.02.2026 20:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3169    πŸ” 1054    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 4

If you have Crave you get the added bonus of the commercials SCREAMING at you

10.02.2026 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

EVERYBODY CAN MAKE ART IT CAME FREE WITH YOUR HUMAN SPIRIT

06.02.2026 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 5322    πŸ” 2387    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 27
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I hope 2026 is kind to us all

01.01.2026 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 7637    πŸ” 2971    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 24

Got a lymphatic massage and I haven't felt this unbloated since before chemo. Its finally feeling like my own body again.

24.01.2026 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen with WOMEN lead singers

The Beaches
Metric (x2)
Carly Rae Jepsen (x2)
Janelle Monae
And they were the opening act for The Pillows but Noodles is great.

24.01.2026 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A sphinx attempts to catch a harpy in her claws. The harpy looks deeply unamused.

A sphinx attempts to catch a harpy in her claws. The harpy looks deeply unamused.

Enrichment is so important

22.01.2026 03:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2238    πŸ” 389    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0
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finally the heated rivalry discourse that’s truly meant for me

22.01.2026 03:52 β€” πŸ‘ 228    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
Xena and Gabby from Xena: Warrior Princess

Xena and Gabby from Xena: Warrior Princess

This was my Heated Rivalry

19.01.2026 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 156    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 4
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The Road: Buttercup Festival 3-364

19.01.2026 14:18 β€” πŸ‘ 89    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The different aspects of my personality. Into pigeons, into empathy and somewhat existential.

The different aspects of my personality. Into pigeons, into empathy and somewhat existential.

They all take turns

23.08.2025 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 120    πŸ” 41    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

Discworld QOTD, from Sourcery

β€œHe had spent years in search of boredom, but had never achieved it. Just when he thought he had it in his grasp his life would suddenly become full of near-terminal interest.”

08.01.2026 20:28 β€” πŸ‘ 550    πŸ” 82    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2

Remember when 300 came out and a bunch of middle aged women went to see it even though it was supposed to be For Boys, and no one could understand why these women wanted to see a bunch of buff men running around in very little clothing?

Not much changes....

10.01.2026 05:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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8" x 10" Art Print - Lake Boys - Sylvia's Ko-fi Shop 8" x 10" print Shipped via USPS with tracking within the US and without tracking internationally.

Prints! Shares are extremely appreciated as I am still unemployed and my unemployment just ran out πŸ₯²

5 x 7: ko-fi.com/s/48c701d32a

8 x 10: ko-fi.com/s/fdb23ce2b1

10.01.2026 04:34 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 34    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
"They made me feel really old,” he says. β€œThey were like, β€˜What is a wolf and why is it on parade?’ And I was like, β€˜I hate both of you.’ And I was like, β€˜Feist? 1,2,3,4?’ And they’re like, β€˜Oh yeah, we watched that on Sesame Street.’ And I was like, β€˜Again, I’d like to push you down a flight of stairs. Your youth enrages me.’”

"They made me feel really old,” he says. β€œThey were like, β€˜What is a wolf and why is it on parade?’ And I was like, β€˜I hate both of you.’ And I was like, β€˜Feist? 1,2,3,4?’ And they’re like, β€˜Oh yeah, we watched that on Sesame Street.’ And I was like, β€˜Again, I’d like to push you down a flight of stairs. Your youth enrages me.’”

I will read every interview with Heated Rivalry writer and director Jacob Tierney because his quotes are truly a reporter's dream: www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...

09.01.2026 23:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3268    πŸ” 582    πŸ’¬ 40    πŸ“Œ 80

Yes

07.01.2026 07:19 β€” πŸ‘ 5460    πŸ” 1512    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 33
Marge stoops down to pick a lit cigarette from the Simpsons dog, Santa's Little Helper, as Bart looks on bemusedly. The dog has been hastily edited to Hello Kitty's Big Challenges, a crudely drawn crocodile. "Bart, don't give Big Challenges cigarettes"

Marge stoops down to pick a lit cigarette from the Simpsons dog, Santa's Little Helper, as Bart looks on bemusedly. The dog has been hastily edited to Hello Kitty's Big Challenges, a crudely drawn crocodile. "Bart, don't give Big Challenges cigarettes"

27.12.2025 06:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1566    πŸ” 463    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 3

That's generational healing in action

26.12.2025 01:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot from Phoenix Wright of a gun being pointed at the camra with the caption "Merry Christmas"

Screenshot from Phoenix Wright of a gun being pointed at the camra with the caption "Merry Christmas"

25.12.2025 04:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2521    πŸ” 1023    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 10

Do you know how happy Sam would be to have a second Christmas... I would never survive. The Cheer, the Holly AND the Jolly???? It cannot be allowed.

25.12.2025 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That is not dead which can eternal lie,
Like Tiny Tim, who did NOT die

24.12.2025 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1835    πŸ” 433    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 13
A screenshot from Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney where the lawyer Phoenix Wright declares that β€œalmost Christmas means it wasn’t Christmas!”

A screenshot from Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney where the lawyer Phoenix Wright declares that β€œalmost Christmas means it wasn’t Christmas!”

Today’s the day!

24.12.2025 06:49 β€” πŸ‘ 64    πŸ” 41    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Please don't ask how many Christmas movies I've watched this year, the number is high enough I should be ashamed.

21.12.2025 08:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One day something will happen β€” a wedding, a graduation, a job promotion, Jake Paul getting knocked out, Andrew Tate getting knocked out the next day β€” and you’ll want the right outfit to celebrate. Buy that special outfit now, so you’re ready when that next unexpected moment arrives.

21.12.2025 07:19 β€” πŸ‘ 21458    πŸ” 2960    πŸ’¬ 331    πŸ“Œ 160

A year ago I was getting chemo, this year I am stuffing myself with cheese and hot chocolate.

21.12.2025 06:02 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have consumed a truly despicable amount of brie today.

21.12.2025 05:59 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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