Jesi

I would love to cook dinner but the dishwasher is on and the noise is Too Icky.

They live here in wedded bliss

....I got the Ed and Stede Christmas Nutcracker salt and pepper shakers.

Coming soon: Clara & the Below - episode 1 From "Amphibia" creator Matt Braly - an animated gothic horror spin on the Nutcracker full of wintery chills and somber vibes.

This will be an 100% independent production that relies on crowdfunding for its budget. Please give us a follow at our pre-launch page here to receive updates leading to our March 13th launch: www.kickstarter.com/projects/158...

screenshot from Doom of a hellish alien scene with the subtitle "WHERE IS THE GUY WHO INVENTED SELLING PERSONAL DATA"

me in hell

If you have Crave you get the added bonus of the commercials SCREAMING at you

EVERYBODY CAN MAKE ART IT CAME FREE WITH YOUR HUMAN SPIRIT

I hope 2026 is kind to us all

Got a lymphatic massage and I haven't felt this unbloated since before chemo. Its finally feeling like my own body again.

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen with WOMEN lead singers

The Beaches
Metric (x2)
Carly Rae Jepsen (x2)
Janelle Monae
And they were the opening act for The Pillows but Noodles is great.

A sphinx attempts to catch a harpy in her claws. The harpy looks deeply unamused.

Enrichment is so important

finally the heated rivalry discourse that’s truly meant for me

Xena and Gabby from Xena: Warrior Princess

This was my Heated Rivalry

The Road: Buttercup Festival 3-364

The different aspects of my personality. Into pigeons, into empathy and somewhat existential.

They all take turns

Discworld QOTD, from Sourcery

“He had spent years in search of boredom, but had never achieved it. Just when he thought he had it in his grasp his life would suddenly become full of near-terminal interest.”

Remember when 300 came out and a bunch of middle aged women went to see it even though it was supposed to be For Boys, and no one could understand why these women wanted to see a bunch of buff men running around in very little clothing?

Not much changes....

8" x 10" Art Print - Lake Boys - Sylvia's Ko-fi Shop 8" x 10" print Shipped via USPS with tracking within the US and without tracking internationally.

Prints! Shares are extremely appreciated as I am still unemployed and my unemployment just ran out 🥲

5 x 7: ko-fi.com/s/48c701d32a

8 x 10: ko-fi.com/s/fdb23ce2b1

"They made me feel really old,” he says. “They were like, ‘What is a wolf and why is it on parade?’ And I was like, ‘I hate both of you.’ And I was like, ‘Feist? 1,2,3,4?’ And they’re like, ‘Oh yeah, we watched that on Sesame Street.’ And I was like, ‘Again, I’d like to push you down a flight of stairs. Your youth enrages me.’”

I will read every interview with Heated Rivalry writer and director Jacob Tierney because his quotes are truly a reporter's dream: www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...

Yes

Marge stoops down to pick a lit cigarette from the Simpsons dog, Santa's Little Helper, as Bart looks on bemusedly. The dog has been hastily edited to Hello Kitty's Big Challenges, a crudely drawn crocodile. "Bart, don't give Big Challenges cigarettes"

That's generational healing in action

Screenshot from Phoenix Wright of a gun being pointed at the camra with the caption "Merry Christmas"

Do you know how happy Sam would be to have a second Christmas... I would never survive. The Cheer, the Holly AND the Jolly???? It cannot be allowed.

That is not dead which can eternal lie,
Like Tiny Tim, who did NOT die

A screenshot from Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney where the lawyer Phoenix Wright declares that “almost Christmas means it wasn’t Christmas!”

Today’s the day!

Please don't ask how many Christmas movies I've watched this year, the number is high enough I should be ashamed.

One day something will happen — a wedding, a graduation, a job promotion, Jake Paul getting knocked out, Andrew Tate getting knocked out the next day — and you’ll want the right outfit to celebrate. Buy that special outfit now, so you’re ready when that next unexpected moment arrives.

A year ago I was getting chemo, this year I am stuffing myself with cheese and hot chocolate.

I have consumed a truly despicable amount of brie today.