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Samuel E Jaxion

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Husband | Father | Wannabe Executive| Professional Overthinker | Bourbon Whore | 1868๐Ÿ’™โš“๐Ÿ’™ & 1962๐ŸคŸ๐Ÿฝโšซโšช Til I Die

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I saw a brother driving one in MoCo yesterday. So disgusted

15.03.2025 00:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Apologies don't count without a change in behavior. We elected this muphucka...twice. We kinda gotta take this L bruh

11.03.2025 01:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm so bored with the text message scammers I'm now just typing in different languages to see how far it goes.

And YES I'm bilingual. I'm fluent in English and Nygganese.

10.03.2025 19:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That 72 seconds do be bliss tho๐Ÿคฃ

07.03.2025 16:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not yet but I'm hitting Baha Mar this weekend to try it

07.03.2025 16:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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:::Created By Butter Bird Design (me)::: Hope... It's OK to have hope for those that have treated you poorly... Here's to Hope! #aftereffects #photoshop #graphicdesign #AIart #motivation #Fyp #vent #r... TikTok video by InMoesWords

I got hopes for you

www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2QEtJUA/

06.03.2025 23:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

True, but that's what the term derived from.

06.03.2025 23:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Girdle.

06.03.2025 23:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Them: "America is back."

Me: "Nah, bruh. We just got drafted by the Axis Powers in the 3rd round of the draft. America is backward."

#blacksky

05.03.2025 22:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
I Died & What Jesus Revealed About BLACK PEOPLE Will Shock You! - Jesus NDE Schocking Testimony - 2
YouTube video by Esoteric Uplift I Died & What Jesus Revealed About BLACK PEOPLE Will Shock You! - Jesus NDE Schocking Testimony - 2

youtu.be/ktGQaS88dBI?...

05.03.2025 20:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trump: Free speech is back in America

Rep. Al Green (being shoved into a CIA rendition van): You did what now?

05.03.2025 02:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2522    ๐Ÿ” 339    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 43    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10

The dems could have better signs. What would yours say?

Mine: "Melanie ๐Ÿ–ค BBC"

05.03.2025 02:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Every Republican on the hill tonight breath smell like musk-y balls right now. These nyggas double fistin like a muphucka

05.03.2025 02:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man is waving his hand in front of a crowd of people on a television show . ALT: a man is waving his hand in front of a crowd of people on a television show .
04.03.2025 00:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man wearing glasses is making a funny face with his hands in the air and the words `` fabulous fabulous fabulous '' . ALT: a man wearing glasses is making a funny face with his hands in the air and the words `` fabulous fabulous fabulous '' .

Just had my end of year review and got another raise. My ancestors looking down on me and the black excellence I be skeet skeetin all over whyte corporate America like:

03.03.2025 20:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good one Reg! Hadnt played this joint in a grip bro. Thanks for sharing.

03.03.2025 15:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks for sharing! Hadn't heard it in ages.

03.03.2025 15:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Morning #blacksky gang. What song is setting the tone for your week?

Mine is "Move That Dope" cuz it's a new sales month and I gotta move this weight.

03.03.2025 15:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a protective suit is holding a flamethrower in his hand . ALT: a man in a protective suit is holding a flamethrower in his hand .

Zelensky:

โ€œYou're raising the volume of your voice but not the logic in your argumentโ€

๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

01.03.2025 05:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 771    ๐Ÿ” 236    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 42

White America is everything they say Black America is.

28.02.2025 19:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 312    ๐Ÿ” 85    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 31

Going back to an app ran by a Nazi. Complaining about boycotting for a day. Providing no solutions. Canโ€™t sacrifice small things to make steps towards resistance. We have to realize that everybody canโ€™t come with you! Some times you have to do it alone.

01.03.2025 13:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Belize or Costa Rica

01.03.2025 13:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hanging in there bruv. Thanks for asking. When you go out, remember to be intentional in smiling. Could help your mood and others, fam.

01.03.2025 13:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pledging. It ain't for everybody. And it shouldn't be.

27.02.2025 02:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Harpo who dis woman? I take a week off of SM and I done missed everything

15.02.2025 13:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know the feeling. If I may, disconnect and leverage an outlet to decompress so you can reset. Never forget 2 things: 1. Control the controllables. 2. The most effective leaders remain a black woman. You're built fo whatever you're facing.

05.02.2025 20:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

P!

05.02.2025 17:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You spittin beloved

03.02.2025 16:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Musk says DOGE is halting Treasury payments to US contractors Musk said DOGE was shutting down payments to Lutheran Family Services, a faith-based charity that has been providing social services to refugees.

We are phucked, gang:
fortune.com/2025/02/02/m...

03.02.2025 12:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

BREAKING N3WS: DEI crossed the gotdamn line and is on thin ice buddy and stole country music back.

Reports suggest real country fans will be storming the Grammys next year.

03.02.2025 12:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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