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@ultraficus.bsky.social

Dumbass agender french 17yo (they/them) Banner by me :3

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Deltarune............................................................ tomorrow!

03.06.2025 12:43 β€” πŸ‘ 38272    πŸ” 11863    πŸ’¬ 1019    πŸ“Œ 729

DELTARUNE TOMORROWWW

03.06.2025 05:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

DELTARUNE in one week.......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

29.05.2025 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 31626    πŸ” 6980    πŸ’¬ 675    πŸ“Œ 384

4th option

30.05.2025 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Blaine and Armarouge

23.05.2025 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#GQuuuuuux machu kicked that cop right in the balls

rt to kick a cop in the balls

06.05.2025 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3976    πŸ” 1624    πŸ’¬ 40    πŸ“Œ 44
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WAIT IT LOOKS SO MUCH LIKE MY CAT HUH

01.05.2025 16:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Update

01.05.2025 06:50 β€” πŸ‘ 658    πŸ” 50    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 3

elle est devenu quoi mady2ouf

23.04.2025 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A POEM by TOBY for his MOM

pumkin derry
pumkin scary
       pumkin fall off the wall

with a little pumkin
with a big pumkin
    and the big pumkin calling
    on a broom

and the little pumkin calling
    on a little broom
          next to it


THE END

A POEM by TOBY for his MOM pumkin derry pumkin scary pumkin fall off the wall with a little pumkin with a big pumkin and the big pumkin calling on a broom and the little pumkin calling on a little broom next to it THE END

A poem my dad helped me type on the computer when I was 5

13.04.2025 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 23114    πŸ” 2826    πŸ’¬ 539    πŸ“Œ 106
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chicken jockey

11.04.2025 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 59    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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ENA: Dream BBQ on Steam Experience surreal environments and inexplicable characters as ENA in a new wild world.

ENA: Dream BBQ

store.steampowered.com/app/2134320/...

Do you like simply walking around a surreal world and seeing the best and most insane animation you've ever seen in your life. I do. I was smiling ear to ear playing this game. Also it's free. Enjoy.

29.03.2025 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 16321    πŸ” 3587    πŸ’¬ 423    πŸ“Œ 147

deltarune demain

02.04.2025 14:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i kinda wanna play this tbh

24.03.2025 06:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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that one Caddicarus vid or whatever

16.02.2025 23:38 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€˜Accidental’ F.B.I. Chief Builds a Following as Agency’s Defender Brian Driscoll was accidentally catapulted into the acting director’s chair on Jan. 20 and has defended the bureau from the potential of mass firings, inspiring memes and satirical clips.

C'est une dinguerie ce qu'il se passe au FBI actuellement

www.nytimes.com/2025/02/04/u...

En rΓ©sumΓ© :
- Trump a voulu nommer un nouveau directeur
- En mettant Γ  jour le site de la maison blanche pour publier l'info ils se sont trompΓ©s d'agent
- Le type nommΓ© par erreur a pris…

πŸ§ΆπŸ‘‡ (1/3)

06.02.2025 03:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2079    πŸ” 1206    πŸ’¬ 51    πŸ“Œ 237
Source: spriters-resource.com users "Mr.C", "Reese Rivers", spriters-resource.com/wii/wariowarediyshowcase/sheet/64712/

Source: spriters-resource.com users "Mr.C", "Reese Rivers", spriters-resource.com/wii/wariowarediyshowcase/sheet/64712/

By complete coincidence, a sample comic from WarioWare: D.I.Y. Showcase appears to be notably close in its plot to popular online game Among Us, featuring an imposter among astronauts and the verbatim use of the phrase "among us", a decade before that game was released.

01.02.2025 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 5714    πŸ” 1143    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 20
Two panel comic. Dog dentist and dog patient.

1: Patient sitting in chair with a tennis ball in his mouth. Dentist: "I can't work on your teeth with that ball in your mouth." Patient: "Fine"

2: Dentist running away with tennis ball in his mouth. Patient with his arms up in the air. Patient: "I knew it!"

Two panel comic. Dog dentist and dog patient. 1: Patient sitting in chair with a tennis ball in his mouth. Dentist: "I can't work on your teeth with that ball in your mouth." Patient: "Fine" 2: Dentist running away with tennis ball in his mouth. Patient with his arms up in the air. Patient: "I knew it!"

Doggone it!

30.01.2025 16:28 β€” πŸ‘ 6183    πŸ” 688    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 20
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#ClassConsciousness

30.01.2025 06:51 β€” πŸ‘ 4749    πŸ” 555    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 6
bob leponge et patrick l’étoile de merde en train de courir vers le quoicoumarket Γ  toute berzingue pour sacquerir les apagnans en solde au rayon quoicoumarket ❓‼️πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

bob leponge et patrick l’étoile de merde en train de courir vers le quoicoumarket Γ  toute berzingue pour sacquerir les apagnans en solde au rayon quoicoumarket ❓‼️πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

30.01.2025 04:44 β€” πŸ‘ 225    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
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back from femtanyl, met the absolute best ppl out there (pic related)

24.01.2025 23:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

on va voir femtanyyyyllll

24.01.2025 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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pokemon super mystery dungeon (2015) #pokemonmysterydungeon

23.01.2025 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1302    πŸ” 249    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1
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gunna see her today here in Paris im so hyped

24.01.2025 08:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A cropped image of Miku holding the surgefire SMG from Fortnite. She is visible from the waist-up and is pouting looking to the right, offscreen. She is shaded with solid black. There is large japanese text obscured behind her and a distant battle bus in the corner. The image is messily drawn.

A cropped image of Miku holding the surgefire SMG from Fortnite. She is visible from the waist-up and is pouting looking to the right, offscreen. She is shaded with solid black. There is large japanese text obscured behind her and a distant battle bus in the corner. The image is messily drawn.

WIP >.<

22.01.2025 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 12774    πŸ” 2005    πŸ’¬ 111    πŸ“Œ 6
- That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security. Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is.

- That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security. Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is.

americans please take note of your duties as laid out in the declaration of independence.

22.01.2025 02:25 β€” πŸ‘ 5679    πŸ” 1501    πŸ’¬ 173    πŸ“Œ 100

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