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Kedari is raising a glass, Baby is chewing on a leg. They are surrounded by the poem: Roses are red, violets are blue They'll never find the body Once my boys are done with you

Kedari and Baby wish you all a happy Valentines day

Me at 20: I’ll have it all figured out by the time I’m 40.

Me at 40: wtf do you mean they rearranged the grocery store

Letterboxd screenshot Star Trek Into Darkness (2013) Watched by Branson Reese 28 Apr 2022 Abrams isn't a man so much as he's an avatar of cultural entropy. If you make something popular enough eventually you will die or sell it off and and a person in thick rimmed glasses whose main artistic vision is that he loves to have meetings will take it and sandblast it until it's nothing. I hate to see this happen here but maybe it's good that this happened. Maybe every franchise should collapse into a version of itself that makes shareholders nod and shake each others' hands. We should learn to speak in a language that rich people who don't dream can't comprehend.

i often think about this review

i believe it would count, horror works have been nominated before if they have science fiction or fantastical elements

happy birthday, boy!

many such cases

it's beautiful!!!!

all that practice performing my gender role, wasted...

growing up female the "polite" voice i learned was to be extra feminine (higher pitch, softer tone) so now every time i talk to customer service i sound like the faggiest boy in gaytown

you think you'll set up a dungeons and dragons game and it will be heroism and tearful story beats but 32 weeks in the group chat is called something like "hagfuckers" or "tits out for lolth" and you're in a blazing row with a player who will only roleplay as an ordinary horse

if you played sonic the hedgehog and put down the controller, sonic would look at you and tap his foot impatiently. this was proof that sega genesis cartridges had souls. the decision was made to make the storage cases a lot larger than the cartridges so they would have room to move around in there

Whistleblower Says Radioactive Fracking Waste Site Melted His Jaw. Now There’s an Elementary School There. Then an elementary school was built on top of it.

For decades, Texas let drillers spread staggering amounts of radioactive and PFAS-ridden waste on the fringes of the nation’s fourth largest metro area — while making it virtually impossible for the public to know where.

Absolutely fucking insane story from @saulelbein.bsky.social today

Non-Biathlon Skier Would Also Like Gun

Non-Biathlon Skier Would Also Like Gun

norman rockwell's freedom of speech, but the standing guy has been edited to sit down

couldn't sleep so i made him sit down

congratulations to the Seahawks, who are technically named after the gorgeous Osprey — a great victory for birders everywhere!

below is my rendition of an Osprey soaring to victory, drawn with full attention to detail. and no, this is not a photo!

so far tonight bad bunny has sung more reggaeton songs than the patriots and seahawks combined

i rebooted into windows again for the first time in a month earlier and apparently last time i was on there i had forgotten what "wiseposting" meant and googled it and still had the tab open so i rebooted into windows and was met with

A picture of an adorable calico cat with the words "4 years ago I lived in a bush and hunted my own meals. Now I have 2 passive incomes, my own house, and a personal chef. Follow me for more financial advice.

if anyone speaks to me i'm going to scream

whoever decided the resources folder in eclipse should have a default build rule of "exclude **" — you have made a powerful enemy this day

Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue

ohhh ‘democracy dies in darkness’ was aspirational

the protagonist of the obake code, malia, a brown-skinned young woman with long twists dip dyed in green, posed as the tarot card the magician. she has her arm raised and is holding a glowing atom with multicolored orbs. the background is a cyberpunk cityscape in shades of pink, blue, green, and red

WHAT'S UP BLUESKY IT'S AN ART REVEAL TIME

if you preorder my lesbian cyberpunk heist, THE OBAKE CODE, you get THESE amazing prints to go with it!!! tarot cards by Kels Gottschlich and keychains by Conito! more in the thread!

preorder from @sidequestbooks.bsky.social here: sidequestbooks.com/obake/

You couldn't make The Fugitive today. Harrison Ford is too old

Panel 1: Exec: "Ok guys ok ok we won't kill Adobe Animate." Crowd: "Phew" "thank fuck" "That's better" "I'm still switching to something else." "No yeah you really should" Panel 2: Exec: "Unfortunately we will also stop adding new features to it." Crowd: "WOO!!!" "It's a dream come true!" "Yeah!" "Finally!" Exec: "... um. Why are they cheering"

maintenance mode

Folks in library systems with Libby (and WCL uses it), you should in fact request this, stat. Genuinely excellent book I will push at the slightest opportunity.

Happy black history month from black sonic characters

anyway this book is gonna be really good if i am ever allowed to write it