Kyle

*positive takeaways

What percent want it to be Independence Day'd with a certain reality TV star inside?

I will show you. It's one of the few takeaways of the show so far

A day well spent

Marone!

Just once in my life I wanna give a dear friend the Sopranos slap on the face into a hug

I saw Poppy recently and there were a lot of younger people moshing very politely. It was cool

Fuck yes. Blood Vulture can save the youth

There needs to be more heavy music available for young people so they can rock out. Perhaps the government could step in and fund this. Whether or not they take advantage of it, young people deserve the option to rock out. All ages could benefit but I think it's especially urgent for adolescents.

can you imagine half-assing a last-minute ceasefire that won't last a week and still not getting the Nobel Peace Prize

I am watching the Jake Gyllenhaal Road House with the volume turned down, cranking NIN’s TRON:Ares soundtrack. It’s called cinema.

Goku and Off the Wall feel like the only excusable ones

What the fuck is a Gutfeld?

I like all the racist stuff Trump is doing but my daughter is immunocompromised so the RFK/vaccine stuff frustrates me. I’m a real guy and I open carry

I’m not going to be able to take any vacations this summer, so I’ve just decided not to give a fuck for a few weeks

Me at gates of heaven/afterlife entrance of choice: God/whatever what was my purpose in life?

God/whatever: Why for sharing a rad picture/video of an owl set to the song "Owlwood" by Swedish post-metal band Cult of Luna in your instagram stories, my dear boy

thinking about the thing that should happen

Sisyphus' boss: Hey bud, just wanna make sure you remember to push that boulder today. Gonna be a real busy week so do NOT forget to get that done

Sisyphus: 🙄

Doing my part to manifest this into reality 🙏

🤞 for Gunbuster

we found Kojima's USB stick

“Why are people using these words” I dunno man cuz they’re there, I’m sorry it makes you feel old or whatever

JD Vance killed the pope with his vibes

Black Mirror S8E2, “The SSB Anthony:” six influential women launched into orbit by an online shopping mall discover mid-voyage that Earth perceives space as tacky and fast food chains are mocking them. Each must choose between tweeting through it or risking exposure of their purchase histories.

I love that my apartment complex has weekly water shut-offs for "maintenance". I don't know what needs to be maintained with this sort of frequency, but the experience of getting home from a long day of work and not knowing whether or not I get to take a shower is truly thrilling

*you

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Can't blink, can't miss it

All the AI Ghibli art looks awful. The perfect example of how AI is incapable of capturing the soul of a piece of art. That shit is pure garbo.