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@zauz.bsky.social

Autistic, he/him Artist Occasional photographer Streamer (when not facing technical issues) Looking for some kind of identity ...I think that's everything.

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I have a task to do today which is only going to take two minutes but I am absolutely determined to put it off until I’m nearly out of time.

11.02.2026 06:59 β€” πŸ‘ 114    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 1

...I watched this for fifteen seconds not realising it's a one-second loop

06.02.2026 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Chekhov's Howitzer states that if a Howitzer is introduced in act one, it should be fired in act two.

Chekov's Howitzer was only deployed once, in 1982, during an off Broadway reworking of Death of a Salesman. And never again, due to the massive loss of life...

01.02.2026 22:03 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

LETS GOOOOO THERE WILL BE GREEN

26.01.2026 15:32 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is probably one of my favourite dashcam clips ever. Do yourselves a favour and make sure the sound is switched on XD

22.01.2026 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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tableslam slungus @slungusposting.bsky.social

20.01.2026 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 125    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
1st panel: a man pours red paint into a paint tray
2nd panel: the paint touches the tray. a corner of the lines of the tray is not connected
3rd panel: the entire background of the panel is now red, as though the paint tool in MSPaint had been improperly used

credit: Geoffrey Siu

1st panel: a man pours red paint into a paint tray 2nd panel: the paint touches the tray. a corner of the lines of the tray is not connected 3rd panel: the entire background of the panel is now red, as though the paint tool in MSPaint had been improperly used credit: Geoffrey Siu

cleaning up my desktop and found this little gem

13.01.2026 05:36 β€” πŸ‘ 4727    πŸ” 1324    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 21
My character holding up an orange juice carton

My character holding up an orange juice carton

doodle

18.01.2026 00:56 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot from Twitter. A post from @universaluk says β€œwe need this view every day” and below they are quoting a post from the user @moonjam that says β€œStill thinking about the gigantic flying drone-Shrek at Annecy.”. The attached photo, from Annecy 2024, shows a huge Shrek face made drones carrying LEDS, hovering in the sky above a crowd below. To the right of the face, written in very small, white text are the words β€œI HAVE KILLED GOD, DONKEY”

A screenshot from Twitter. A post from @universaluk says β€œwe need this view every day” and below they are quoting a post from the user @moonjam that says β€œStill thinking about the gigantic flying drone-Shrek at Annecy.”. The attached photo, from Annecy 2024, shows a huge Shrek face made drones carrying LEDS, hovering in the sky above a crowd below. To the right of the face, written in very small, white text are the words β€œI HAVE KILLED GOD, DONKEY”

Still feel sorry for the person managing Universal’s social media who hadn’t zoomed in to my photo before sharing it…

28.12.2024 11:25 β€” πŸ‘ 561    πŸ” 134    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1
Boy Meets Dog (Part 2/2) - Gator Days

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Panel 1

Hannah has taken Gustopher to Mrs. Woolly's house to meet the dog she walks. Titan, the dog, is standing there with his tongue hanging out of his mouth. He is a good boy.

Mrs. Woolly: Titan, Hannah brought a friend to meet you.

Gustopher: DOGGY!

Panel 2

Gustopher sits down on a couch to hold and pet Titan. Titan appreciates this a lot and is very comfortable. He is a very good boy.

Gustopher: HE LIKES ME! HE'S SO COOL! HE'S THE BEST!

Panel 3

Titan starts to drift off to sleep in Gustopher's lap. Gustopher continues petting but suddenly gets a sad feeling. Titan starts making sleepy dog sounds. Titan is a very very good boy.

Gustopher: He's- I-

Panel 4

Gustopher turns to Hannah to express his sorrow in this moment.

Gustopher: I'm sad that I'll eventually have to go.

Hannah: That happens to me too.

Titan is unbothered about his new friend having to leave eventually. Titan appreciates the moment and will enjoy Gustopher's company to the fullest while it lasts. Titan is a very very very good boy.

Boy Meets Dog (Part 2/2) - Gator Days Transcript Panel 1 Hannah has taken Gustopher to Mrs. Woolly's house to meet the dog she walks. Titan, the dog, is standing there with his tongue hanging out of his mouth. He is a good boy. Mrs. Woolly: Titan, Hannah brought a friend to meet you. Gustopher: DOGGY! Panel 2 Gustopher sits down on a couch to hold and pet Titan. Titan appreciates this a lot and is very comfortable. He is a very good boy. Gustopher: HE LIKES ME! HE'S SO COOL! HE'S THE BEST! Panel 3 Titan starts to drift off to sleep in Gustopher's lap. Gustopher continues petting but suddenly gets a sad feeling. Titan starts making sleepy dog sounds. Titan is a very very good boy. Gustopher: He's- I- Panel 4 Gustopher turns to Hannah to express his sorrow in this moment. Gustopher: I'm sad that I'll eventually have to go. Hannah: That happens to me too. Titan is unbothered about his new friend having to leave eventually. Titan appreciates the moment and will enjoy Gustopher's company to the fullest while it lasts. Titan is a very very very good boy.

Boy Meets Dog (Part 2/2) - Gator Days

16.01.2026 18:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2538    πŸ” 349    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 2
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Raising an Arcanine🐢

13.01.2026 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 14416    πŸ” 4285    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 20
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I forgot how much I love this clip. Everyone has a different theory what the second girl is saying. For me it’s either β€˜Boris Johnson Dancing’ or β€˜Come To London Dungeon’

10.01.2026 14:58 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Ideally, Mimic with Librarian. Being able to recognise how a specific art-style is drawn is one thing, but being able to find brushes, patterns, etc. as a digital artist in order to perfectly pull the look off is something else entirely.

03.01.2026 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Watercolor painting of a Mew from the tcg pocket 2 star card

Watercolor painting of a Mew from the tcg pocket 2 star card

Meera Kat from Criminal Case: The Conspiracy; the artist with green hair and a black hat

Meera Kat from Criminal Case: The Conspiracy; the artist with green hair and a black hat

Did some watercolor paintings today!

18.11.2025 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hi, I'm Zauz, and despite making arrangements to buy a house, I have lived under the radar since almost 3 years ago, rent-free.

Jokes aside, I mostly do character art, and a bit of photography.

@hinekochi.bsky.social
@superfromnd.bsky.social
...I don't know any other artists XD

11.11.2025 23:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm already calling that someone's gonna make a Miitopia-themed juice out of this.

11.11.2025 23:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Claire

Claire

Happy birthday @protonjon.bsky.social !!

09.11.2025 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I literally read the caption before looking at the image and I STILL reflexively tried to click it and play the video...

05.11.2025 00:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
It is the invincible meme based on the "look at what it takes to mimic our power" scene

The top panel is "look at the cow" with a scene from Harvest Moon 64 

The second panel says "moooo" with a close up of the cow

Harvest moon 64 is a well-known and loved Nintendo 64 game much like Quest 64

It is the invincible meme based on the "look at what it takes to mimic our power" scene The top panel is "look at the cow" with a scene from Harvest Moon 64 The second panel says "moooo" with a close up of the cow Harvest moon 64 is a well-known and loved Nintendo 64 game much like Quest 64

23.09.2025 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 4726    πŸ” 1472    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 19
A bunch of drawings of Whistle. From left to right, top to bottom:
No clothing, pondering what to wear.
A non-specific shrine maiden.
Some vaguely old-timey detective type fit, I dunno LOL
Exercising, wearing a tanktop and shorts.
Cosplays of Kacho Arino, Iori, and Tenna respectively.

A bunch of drawings of Whistle. From left to right, top to bottom: No clothing, pondering what to wear. A non-specific shrine maiden. Some vaguely old-timey detective type fit, I dunno LOL Exercising, wearing a tanktop and shorts. Cosplays of Kacho Arino, Iori, and Tenna respectively.

whistle's wardrobe has been pretty one-note, so i had him try some stuff

#whistleposting

10.09.2025 06:49 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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@okwendy.bsky.social THE BEST

31.08.2025 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy birthday to @the8bitdrummer.bsky.social and Chatia! I joined with five skilled community artists to produce a piece of birthday art! It might be fun to guess who did what part.

Thanks to @hinekochi.bsky.social , @okwendy.bsky.social , @tezerac.bsky.social and @arrowarchive.bsky.social !

05.08.2025 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Show: CITY THE ANIMATION
Language: English
Country: United States

29.07.2025 19:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2274    πŸ” 695    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 48
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This has been absolutely destroying me the last few days.

24.07.2025 06:26 β€” πŸ‘ 194    πŸ” 66    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 5
A blue bunny with large ears, in an exaggerated "Angry" pose

A blue bunny with large ears, in an exaggerated "Angry" pose

The blue bunny with massive, muscular ears, dexterous enough to be used as legs, like a mech.

The blue bunny with massive, muscular ears, dexterous enough to be used as legs, like a mech.

Me and Wendy's artistic renditions of ourselves... I've really gotta work on my own character design, hers is much better XD

Me and Wendy's artistic renditions of ourselves... I've really gotta work on my own character design, hers is much better XD

Wendy's artistic self drawn as a squirrel, with pink and white fur, highlights including a yellow strip of fur resembling a tiara and a black strip resembling an eye-patch. She is holding a tray with a cupcake that is also decorated to resemble her colour scheme.

Wendy's artistic self drawn as a squirrel, with pink and white fur, highlights including a yellow strip of fur resembling a tiara and a black strip resembling an eye-patch. She is holding a tray with a cupcake that is also decorated to resemble her colour scheme.

Hi, I'm... Zauz, and everyone tells me I'm an artist. So... I guess I must be.

Jokes aside, I tend to draw animals such as bunnies, but I've been considering branching out and trying new stuff so everything I do doesn't just look the same.

21.07.2025 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A blue bunny, standing in an exaggerated "Angry" pose

A blue bunny, standing in an exaggerated "Angry" pose

A drawing of five bunnies all sat atop a live-action formation of stones, with a sentient cake walking along a cliff in the back

A drawing of five bunnies all sat atop a live-action formation of stones, with a sentient cake walking along a cliff in the back

The blue bunny dressed as Linebeck from The Legend of Zelda, wearing a blue coat draped around his shoulders, a red neckerchief, a turquoise shirt, an eyepatch and a sailing hat. He has small beard and mustache, and is holding a map

The blue bunny dressed as Linebeck from The Legend of Zelda, wearing a blue coat draped around his shoulders, a red neckerchief, a turquoise shirt, an eyepatch and a sailing hat. He has small beard and mustache, and is holding a map

A drawing of a bunny made out of apple slices (Sorry if that's not very clear)

A drawing of a bunny made out of apple slices (Sorry if that's not very clear)

Hi. I'm Zauz, and I'm an artist, still trying to get the hang of things after years. My most common subject of drawing are bunnies, but I've also found enjoyment in drawing on photos.

21.07.2025 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
A map of countries I had to guess, with only 23 countries left unanswered.

A map of countries I had to guess, with only 23 countries left unanswered.

Learned of this website from @superfromnd.bsky.social where you have to name every country within (I think?) 15 minutes, and I just had to try it for myself.

...WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE ARE TWO REPUBLICS OF THE CONGO

18.07.2025 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just tried this for myself, and found out the best way for me to remember a massive chunk of the countries is just play the "Nations of the World" song from Animaniacs in my head, and fill them out accordingly... The song's outdated now, so I had to remember a bunch of them solo XD

09.07.2025 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A sticker of Skeletor, a yellow, malevolently grinning skeleton with a purple hood, discarded on the side of a road.

A sticker of Skeletor, a yellow, malevolently grinning skeleton with a purple hood, discarded on the side of a road.

...I was walking along the side of a busy road and found this just lying there...

21.06.2025 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A green T-shirt slung over the glass lampshade of a hanging lightbulb

A green T-shirt slung over the glass lampshade of a hanging lightbulb

I just threw a T-shirt at my light to scare away a fly that was crawling around it... Dangit...

27.05.2025 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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