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I don’t think I ever emotionally recovered after someone said I look like Lena Dunham on tumblr. It haunts me.

It’s wild to have two cats and have one of them be just so much more dumb.

*Johnny Cash’s cover of Hurt by Nine Inch Nails playing in the background after I ate Taco Bell*

Forgive me my sins, oh Lord.

I googled why physical pain makes me feel enraged and it said it's because I'm a warrior and I have the best zodiac sign

Majestic as always

The YouTube algorithm has picked up on my love to history and science facts. I take back my previous criticism.

One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.

This is like when a 7 year old tries to tell a joke at the family gathering and you just have to sit there while he stammers to the punchline.

“Good one, bud.”

Word of the day….

I guess everyone in 1940s Germany was just autistic

If you don't want a diverse workplace, you don't deserve a diverse consumer base……… ✊🏾

My mood has been spicy this week and I’m not sorry 🥰💖✌🏻

Hey, so posting his own words does absolutely nothing to convince his flock that he is a fascist pretending to be a god fearing American. They are incapable of being deprogrammed and will do anything to avoid acknowledging their complicity in the death of democracy.

Yes 😅 Her full government name is Kirkland Signature though. I mostly just call her Chimken or some other weird variation of that lol.

Here is a close up of my cats wrestling. Costco is a majestic beast 😂

“He’s here to save the middle class!”

If you say autism made him do that to my face, prepare to get kicked in the dick. My autism will make me do that.

Feeling like this today…

Just casually full of red hot seething rage. But like in a totally chill, laid back, cool girl kind of way ✌🏻💖

The turnip hasn’t even been inaugurated yet and I already feel so worn down. Just mentally kaput.

ding ding ding 🔔

Apex predators

YouTube shorts… just ugh…

Okay, hopefully my tinfoil hat isn’t too obvious, but did anyone else notice that suddenly all of your fav tiktok creators started showing up as suggested posts on IG yesterday?

“I never even used TikTok…”
Yeah we know, bud. You kept sharing reels that were popular on TikTok 6 months ago.

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I miss when ‘sticking it to the man’ didn’t mean sticking it to science, history, and basic empathy.