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Dad, Mets fan, Cornell alum, ink-stained wretch, night stalker, sleepwalker, failed poet. Suddenly a CNBC Pro editor. Opinions mine alone/RTs unendorsed.
“Our thoughts are with everyone affected by the Tumbler Ridge tragedy,” OpenAI said in a statement.
"Sorry we decided not to do anything."
What a shameful embarrassment we've become. Freezing Ukrainians are fighting for their lives and country, and we turn our backs and a blind eye.
No wonder we're being shunned.
www.wsj.com/opinion/ukra...
So let's keep cutting basic scientific research. I'm sure that's a great idea.
10.02.2026 20:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If there's one reason AI exists, it's to write self-assessments.
07.02.2026 01:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Meet the smuggest man in the room. Your United States Treasury Secretary.
05.02.2026 20:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Friends look for alternatives.
Enemies gloat.
This is what 77 million of my countrymen voted for
Hundreds of Minnesotans on a frozen lake today.
31.01.2026 04:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It doesn’t seem like Epstein is a hoax after all.
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“You can’t erase history once you’ve learned it. It doesn’t work that way.”
31.01.2026 04:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Tim has aged. And not well. To be fair, he has a fiduciary responsibility and is between a rock and a hard place and subject to untold pressure from the board and shareholders.
That said, the "Melania" boot licking and groveling was unnecessary. There must be a back story there.
“We want to see hope, we want to see unity, we want to see a future,” the FIFA president said of DJT in December. "“This is what we want to see from a leader and you definitely deserve the first FIFA Peace Prize.”
Hope?
UNITY?
It's a future, but not for you or me.
To quote the ICE agent complicit in Alex Pretti's murder, "Boo hoo."
wapo.st/4a1W3nF
The GOP thinks this is a winning message to take into November?
In what alternate universe.
Assuming fair elections are held in November, how do a vast tidal wave of independent voters repulsed by ICE and the WH not vote for anyone else but the GOP?
24.01.2026 18:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
We had absolutely no idea.
22.01.2026 17:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
When today's Portland, Maine was attacked and set ablaze in a naval bombardment in the 18th century, we called it the Burning of Falmouth.
Difference being, it was the British navy, not Americans, that set it alight.
Minnesota aside, where is the greatest concentration of (legal) Somali immigration into the United States?
The Pine Tree State.
All those Germans after Nov. 1932 who said, "Well, I never voted that guy!"
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Novembe...
How can one man be so exhausting?
20.01.2026 20:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What a profoundly weird dude.
(I blame Fred!)
I just came in from an hour long walk and my youngest child (16) is studying while listening to Miles Davis’s Kind of Blue.
My job here is done.
Strange choice of name for this restaurant company’s loyalty program.
17.01.2026 19:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Climate change is a hoax except for this from Vail Resorts:
-Snowfall at western U.S. resorts in November and December was ~50% below historical 30-year average
-Rockies snowfall down ~60% versus historical 30-year average
-11% of terrain open in December
-Tahoe near historic lows thru mid-December
He's also 2nd in line of succession! Lord help us.
12.01.2026 04:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Debase R Us.
The policy is to treat the USD like toilet paper.
Ergo, go long non-U.S. assets.
“True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.”
— Kurt Vonnegut
Pack the Court.
No more fair minded Merrick Garlands.
But, in the end, this is ALL MITCH MCCONNELL’S FAULT.
