Steve

Motherfucking wind farms…

Well the time has come, collecting my first pair of glasses this morning. Optician was clear this was age related but I’m sure it’s fake news 😉😂

Could sit and watch it raining all day

Strong performance from the Lions this morning, thought at one stage only Scots were scoring today.

Pickled Onion Monster Munch for breakfast 👍🏻

Heading back north this morning before I melt

Wiped out today, work travel is never as glam as it is made out to be

Work trip to London, it’s a bit warm, the hotel air con’s lowest setting is 19 degrees. I’m from Scotland, that is practically peak summer 🥵

Scraped home just in time for the Lions game

Optician constantly apologising for using the work ‘age’ 😳

That stage in life when you are standing outside Specsavers waiting for it to open 👀

Did not get out the house quick enough, my wife tagged on numerous other tasks for when my eye test is done. I’ll miss the Lions match didn’t cut it

Finally had to bite the bullet and book an eye test. Cannot read normal text on my work laptop 👀

Playing Call of Duty WWII tonight, first time in a long time. Don’t know what it is but my brain is fried, maybe I’m just getting too old. 👀😳

Well videoing yourself is not a pleasant experience

Some final game of the Top 14, still can’t believe they play a 10 month rugby season in France. 4 weeks till preseason 👀

Top 14 French Rugby final, I’m sure my wife would love to watch this on a Saturday night 👀

Gained respect from 3 and lost it from the rest

Legoland 😉

Head not in the game today and it is only Wednesday

Are they not AFC Bournemouth?

Feck it is warm this morning, we are not built for this in Scotland

It’s like showering and still feeling dirty

That point on a Thursday where you start to fade cause you need the weekend

The amount of people going barefoot to the toilet on the plane 🤮 that practice needs to stop.

Airport prices, €9 for a sandwich

Travelling home from Lanzarote today, I dislike the travel element anyway but it is more depressing when you have had two weeks in the sun.

Last day in Lanzarote before heading home tomorrow. The sound of the daily grind of work is calling unfortunately. Work to live!

Either that or he has a gift for languages 😉

Is he allowed to say this?