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I like to ride my bike, eat Mallowmars, and fix things. (~):-} not all at the same time, but maybe.

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BREAKING: WELL, WELL, WELL! Newly unearthed footage shows Pete Hegseth saying EXACTLY what the six Democrats said in their video that prompted Trump and Hegseth to hysterically smear them as traitors!
You must refuse illegal orders.

03.12.2025 18:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5182    ๐Ÿ” 2061    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 234    ๐Ÿ“Œ 137
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Of course, all those illegals on the dole, can afford 20% down and mortgage payments

02.12.2025 18:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Until you look at how police budgets have outpaced any other spending and ask what extra value they provide. Crime is at all time lows in many places. Fear is no way to budget. Fiscal common sense helps.

01.12.2025 13:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I remember arguing against the thesis in โ€œClosing Of The American Mindโ€ in college 1980s. It seems like this narrowing of curiosity in university students has been going on for a long time!

29.11.2025 18:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

itโ€™s ADM and Monsanto laundering taxpayer money in the form of a bailout. The money goes directly to them as debt payments for the farmers.

27.11.2025 02:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s the Trustees.

27.11.2025 02:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is this The Onion?

26.11.2025 13:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, whoโ€™s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. โค๏ธ ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ท

26.11.2025 13:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 56230    ๐Ÿ” 14979    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 832    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1976

Daddy and Auntie had mommy disappeared.

26.11.2025 12:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Court orders are for chumps.

26.11.2025 12:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Perhaps we should all read the Epstein files.

26.11.2025 02:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just to be clear, he doesnโ€™t care about killing anywhere.

25.11.2025 18:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Brown, the brown acid was bad.

25.11.2025 17:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Old Grateful Dead fans would never pay over face value. Anyone who did was schooled or shamed about that code. Once the community understands this you solve the problem from the demand side AND you all get to stick it to the man.

22.11.2025 20:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Great, put it in Alabammy where all the European tourists want to go.

20.11.2025 23:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's easy. Here are the options. We've all heard them before

-I didn't see the tweet I've been busy delivering for the American people.
-I don't hang on every tweet, neither do the American people.
-He has a unique way of speaking to the American people, I'm not going to comment about that.

20.11.2025 18:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What's worse? Calling for the hanging or retweeting a Nazi doing the same?

20.11.2025 18:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And doing it through retweet of a Nazi using the iron cross.

20.11.2025 18:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And doing it through the retweet of a Nazi.

20.11.2025 18:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I canโ€™t decide whatโ€™s worse, retweeting the Nazi iron cross dude or his comment.

20.11.2025 18:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted.

If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.

20.11.2025 16:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20454    ๐Ÿ” 8506    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1022    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1081

By not every you mean none.

20.11.2025 02:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fโ€™ing snowflake

18.11.2025 18:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

JFC. "When males have sex with males who are postpubsecent, thatโ€™s called homosexuality, not pedophilia". You spelled RAPE wrong.

15.11.2025 23:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And he could have been the highest law enforcement official in the country. Let that sink in.

14.11.2025 11:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Looks pretty cozy with the NY Archbishop.

13.11.2025 13:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Either way, it's uplifting to see people try to improve themselves.

11.11.2025 15:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

AOC had it right, sheโ€™s on a revenge tour.

10.11.2025 13:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Mamdani is going to implement She-Ra law. Everyone will have to bow to the Princess of Power.

09.11.2025 14:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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