Alyssa Lennander

Ben Affleck meme when he’s stressing

It’s only been two weeks

As an American I sincerely wish horrible things upon him 😅 so sorry he’s gotta affect you guys too 😭

Cover of Those Fatal Flowers by Shannon Ives. Orange vase with orange flowers on a bluish background.

Happy book birthday @thestickwitch.bsky.social!!!!!!!!!!

If you haven’t, definitely check out her sapphic mythology retelling today 🫶🏻

Ooooh this premise is PRECISELY my cup of tea!!!! 😍🤌🏻

LITERALLY lol I do this all the time 😂

We also did skim milk for every dinner and now I can NOT stand drinking milk by itself lol

Oooh I’ve been thinking about checking this one out 👀

It is both 😂

Honestly though!!! You did it so well! I loved knowing the ending, it just made it all the more ominous

Girl 😭

THE WITCH (2015) x THE FAMILIAR

In 16th century Spain, as the war of the Alpujarras rages on, a Berberisca battling the jinn in her head is a fugitive. Between lust & hellfire, she must liberate her people, find her daughter, & escape the Inquisition’s most notorious Familiar: her husband

#WIPPit

HEARTLESS HUNTER X ASSASSINS CREED

In a Baroque world where art is magic, a palace courtier whose sketches are deadly and a girl who steals magic fall fast in love.

But the key to what they both desire lies with killing the other.

And neither of them knows.

#WIPPit #A #F #Agented

This sounds AMAZING

The king has some of the best lines 😂

Literally one of my favorite quotes of all time is “THEN I WILL DENY YOU THE CROWN AND LIVE…FOREVER!!! 😠”

😂😂😂 there’s so many amazing one liners in this movie. I might have to rewatch this weekend now hahaha

You and my sister are due at the same time! And she also found out she has to have the baby sooner, too. Hope things go smoothly for you 🫶🏻

MARIE ANTIONETTE X ASSASSIN'S CREED

set in a glittering Baroque France-inspired world

✨️ Art-based magic system with deadly consequences
✨️ Lovers to enemies in love
✨️ Betryal in the gilded candlelight
✨️ "I don't know if I want to kiss you or kill you."

#cheerpit #A #F #agented

WOOOOOOO good job!!!

I got a question in an interview recently where I was asked what I would do if a parent complained about a book their kid checked out and I said they could just return it, it’s that simple 😂 why they gotta make it so complicated

The way Liselle Sambury’s deep dive into Save the Cat on youtube has completely changed how I approach plotting 🤌🏻

Top artists: Thomas Newman, Dune Moss, Hozier, Billie Eilish, Mo Coulson Top songs: DMSO, Not My Type, Towards the Shore, I Am My Own, Lost at Sea

Top song: DMSO by Thomas Newman. Top 0.005% of listeners worldwide

Okay but can anyone top the 0.005% top listeners of a singular song because it has me shooketh lol

Also if you like pretty instrumental, the White Oleander soundtrack is TOP TIER

Omg I’m obsessed

Congrats!! What a great review!

(Also, if you get a review in Booklist or Kirkus, I can hunt it down in the magazine and take a pic for you if you want 🫶🏻 we get all their issues at the library! Just throwing that out there haha)

I blame my favorite book (The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo) and my favorite TV show (Killing Eve) for my obsession with toxic wlw romances, there’s something about it that’s just 🤌🏻😩

I suppose just keep trying? 😅

I’ve always loved this meme 😂 shows just how versatile that word is

🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

Yay!!! I’ve loveddddd your horror shorts so def send me your draft when you want to!!!!!!!

Sliding over money

*cough* gimme

I’ll join 🥹👉🏻👈🏻

food: tater tot hotdish (iykyk)

season: autumn

drink: water

game: Fortnite loooool

color: forest green

Tag yourselves if you wish 🫶🏻