Keli!

When you know you’ve made it.

To those who try and do interact with me, despite me disappearing and being random and hard to follow.. I promise I’ll get better, but.. thank you. <3

You all know who you are.

Pretty sure it is a broken rib. I’ve coughed, laughed, sneezed, did laundry.. all uncomfortable.

But what hurt the most? Fucking hiccups.

Current mood.

Not sure whether I broke or popped a rib last night. Not painful but kinda uncomfortable.

Leaned over the couch armrest to pet my dog and immediately felt a short pang and heard a pop. Slight bruise but I wouldn’t say it hurts

*eyebrow-wiggle wagwag* :b

Totally get the concern though. I’ve binged nosleep and creepypastas since my late teens.. I tend to find more and more AI narrations or art and I just resort to skimming or gambling on good ratings D:

People tend to send me random pictures of me for my birthday.

So enjoy this one. :b

Birthday kickback is done. Back to real life. 33 soon.

I need birthday Pina coladas

Someone’s excited.

Thanks buddy!

Birthday mushies. <3

We got a sniff loop then! I’m down :b

Vacuuming the pool around 1am is my spirit animal.

Noms for the panda thing!

Birthday kickback tomorrow/today.. kinda just wanna curl up and not to anything lol

Magical Friday! :b

Rushing first thing in the morning to fill both compost bins for the truck within minutes is officially my new workout routine.

I might need another dose of mushies before that :b but I’ll try!

What if mosquitos buzzing by your ears were really just trying to tell you the purpose of life?

Something I will forever stride for.

Be dog.
Sniff friends.

Gonna try my best to be more social and involved with people here and in my life.

September has been a tainted month in my mind since 2022. It’s up to me to fix that.

That said, I suck ass at talking after two years, so give me a chance! :b

Oh gee, back when my garage spring was warped and the door stopped moving but didn’t budge, I googled how to fix it… saw and learned everything I needed to call garage repair. Final destination shit

Ughhhhhh, I need to get my tan in before winter night owl mode.

Homemade soup ALWAYS gets better over night. Fight me. :b

Or a hot dog with a flag on it? :b

And look how selfish this presidency is! They won’t eat me so I can just starve?

Fed doggos and kitties, time to figure out who feeds me :b