@bradpants.bsky.social
I like fun pronoun neutral
Do you want some frittata
16.11.2025 05:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Brain: Well, when I think of a perfect movie poster I think of BTTF or Goonies
(One google later) oh dang
“Haha that’s an intriguing thought! Rail me”
14.10.2025 20:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0(image of george santos)
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@katiesisneros.bsky.social think of you at least twice a year, which is about how often I buy pizza rolls
27.09.2025 03:38 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Cats
11.09.2025 23:10 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Trump: now just to sign this letter to Epstein *signs*
Signature: *looks like pubes*
Trump: ew ew ew he’ll just hate this i ruined it
Just Cheekface any word on that pigeon status?
Also I started hearing Greg as Weird Al but only in some of the harmonies for Popular 2
CRUCIAL UPDATE I like Loveless now even though I trashed it in the past
04.09.2025 14:11 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Imagine if Apple had an update that included a working alarm clock
16.08.2025 22:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Grew a depression beard and got so many compliments on it that it kind of helped
01.06.2025 23:23 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@cheekface.bsky.social you may think I’m joking but I assure you I am dead serious
I love pigeons
Hey @cheekface.bsky.social i got some merch last night but I have to ask
How much for the pigeon on the left (the one looking to the right)
I’m about to ditch Spotify for a platform that pays artists, but I acknowledge that showing me Cheekface was the most successful algorithm recommendation of all time
16.05.2025 15:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0For a long time I’ve been saying he should eat McDonald’s more frequently
13.05.2025 18:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Me at a protest holding up a sign that says “BRING BACK PEANUT BUTTER TWIX”
13.05.2025 18:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0All of them but specifically Minneapolis
01.05.2025 03:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0WEEKEND EVENING AS IT HAPPENS INNIT
10.04.2025 14:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m a family who makes less than 100k can I go
17.03.2025 18:12 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0More like should have been free because it sucks so bad
03.03.2025 06:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Shoutout to taking off tights after a 14 hour day, gotta be a top five leg sensation
02.03.2025 21:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Very wife
28.02.2025 04:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The fans of the two bands I’ve seen the most (GWAR and They Might Be Giants) have never paid a shred of attention to this rule
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Just surprised he used a burner and didn’t have it on his resume to get the job
20.02.2025 19:00 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He’s been dnc chair for two weeks
19.02.2025 05:48 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0I’d testify it’s somewhere past 46
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