garrett

just used chatgpt to tell me how to circumvent claude's programming so i could use claude to tell me how to hack into grok which i then used to find everyone's credit card details on twitter which i will now collectively use to buy a home

The No ICE in Minnesota bundle has launched, raising funds for the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota. Over 1400 items for $10.00!

itch.io/b/3484/no-ic...

The ending to Bad Bunny's halftime show:

"The only thing more powerful than hate is love"
"Together, we are America"

“Young ladies, young ladies, I like ’em underage, see some say that’s statutory (but I say that’s mandatory).” Kid Rock

Harry Potter fan in 2026: yes the author is a Nazi with ties to Jeffrey Epstein but I don't see any of that when I buy my annual wand at the Wizarding World in Florida

read online that someone set-up a premium rate phone number where callers get charged $3.99/ min. then they posted flyers in their neighborhood that said "call this number to report illegal aliens," but the number just puts them on hold with music. so far, they've made $17,000

Life in prison would also suffice

Not only do I believe that we should abolish ICE but members of it should be forced to disclose this to future employers.

AND THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT #LGRW

I think Minneapolis is showing what happens when “somebody should do something” turns into “everybody can do something”. Instead of waiting for a grand gesture you get thousands of smaller ones. And damn if that isn’t “Real America”

(I’m 100% guilty of the someone should do something mindset)

waking up everyday is just like. good morning sun. good morning sky. good morning evergrowing festering pit of primordial rage inside of me. good morning birds

Good night and good morning

Sorry I'm not gonna be "the bigger man" I am short and full of grudges.

THE CAT

I got 5 words for you buddy: please be nice to me

Be nice to your goalies

it's simple! elementary, even! you see, I simply don't use AI because I'm not an abject fucking loser

I'm not questioning your authority, I'm completely denving its existence.

(long, sustained yelling)

Trust me, I'm an expert hater.

A Dale Gribble mood board showing how it feels to exist right now:

JK Rowling pledges to keep up fight against SNP trans policies Author vows to bankroll campaigners after Scottish government fails to pay group's legal fees in Supreme Court equality case

It cannot be made clearer.

If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.

They're a very flawed team, but they continue to win games in all situations. It's building a culture of a winning mindset for the future and we're only gonna get better as more prospects graduate.

If he was 4 inches taller, he would be considered a top 5 american player

Good on kasper for getting out there and throwing the body when he's not contributing on the scoreboard

Yeah, the eye test has been concerning. We're winning games which is the most important thing, but it feels like we're goalie-ing teams more often than not in the wins. Plus we're approaching the point where rookies typically hit a wall due to games played.

yum i love bean punch

Can we retire a jersey every time we play Carolina

Retire 91. Go Wings. Fuck ICE

Makes sense, I obviously dont understand the logistics of how it would happen but it would be cool if we could somehow quantify those actions. I guess thats why marrying analytics to the eye test is also important, I think about it often ever since your podcast episode with Shayna

Weird question but do plays like that count for any advanced stats for a player? For example does it count for any portion of an expected goal? Asking because it doesn't directly result in a shot attempt from Raymond, but he clearly contributed offense

"keep your friends close and your enemies closer" is terrible advice. enemies are the bad ones

Advice.

you lied to me. you told me Santa isn't real but I went to the mall and guess who the fuck was there

Christmas meme

This is the first time the Wings have reached 20 wins before New Years since 2014-2015 when they earned their 20th win on 12/31.

This is the fastest the Wings have reached 20 wins since 2011-2012

#LGRW in my opinion