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“They Baja Blasted the hell outta this thing” is gonna be used for so many things now. All timer, GoJo.

Reading @esaumccaulley.bsky.social while listening to Max Richter this morning.

I am feeling CULTURED.

Ortiz was absolutely loving this sitting between AROD and Jeter

@minakimes.bsky.social hope you’re enjoying this duel with a couple of Panthers QB legends.

This is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen

Just the best.
Rest in Peace.

This is Holly. She won't fall sleep until she's been given her stuffed cow. 13/10 sweet dreams Holly (TT: hollythebluestaffy__)

On this day in 1918, Ted Williams was born in San Diego, CA. One of the all-time greatest hitters in history, for sure. Here’s my painting of him as a 20-year-old about to make his big league debut at Yankee Stadium on April 20, 1939, based on the photography of Charles Conlon.

As a verified skeeter, can you decide who gets the last slice of pizza, settle property line disputes with neighbors, or arbitrate divorces?

Trying to find the proper level here.

Meteor Man, baby.

I’m not a ‘younger generation will be softer compared to us’ guy but the amount of e-bikes and e-scooters all these kids have is alarming.

I don’t blame them, of course, but amazed at how many I see.

Go see Superman.

That’s it. That’s the skeet.

@down.blue

an enormous brown bloodhound sits at the short dividing wall between two cubicles. the one on the left has a few things pinned to a bulletin board, but the one on the right is sterile and empty. the dog’s face is one long drip of skin, framed by floppy ears that probably can, in fact, be tied in a bow.

walter the bloodhound has moved to another office, this one with a door and a desk. he’s sitting on the gray carpet, by gray walls and a gray chair, and behind a gray baby gate. he knows he isn’t great with colors, but man this is bleak.

a closeup of walter’s melting face as he grapples with the monotony of corporate life. his eyes are a little red, and his attitude can be described as nonplussed at best.

This is Walter. He was brought to his human's office for take your dog to work day. Does not remember when he expressed any desire to labor. 13/10

is it this

a man wearing a blue hat and a blue hoodie says squabble up ALT: a man wearing a blue hat and a blue hoodie says squabble up

Yessir!

This thread rules so much

watching Predator and i'd never really considered before how funny it is that Arnold is emphatically like "we're a RESCUE team" and there's a guy on the team with a, typically aircraft mounted, six barrel rotary machine gun. for rescuing. you can rescue up to 6000 guys per minute with this thing

but if i'm not allowed to feed artists into my artist killing machine it's going to be basically impossible for the machine to keep killing artists. is that what you want?? and before you answer keep in mind this is a very expensive machine

What’s a book cover (or covers) that’s burned itself into your brain?

The 1973 Narnia covers 🩶

I feel the same way about casting reactions. Like Heath Ledger as Joker. “I’ve seen ZERO seconds of a film because nothing has even been shot yet but I can tell you it’s gonna suck!”

FinalFINAL_v2

Ain’t an OL in the country that could stop those spin moves.

I first thought I read it as ‘the basketball’ and imagined you sitting on the front porch complaining how the three pointer ruined the game.

do you think after jesus touched that leper he said "buddy hield"

ALL FLEETWOOD MAC SONGS THAT DO NOT FEATURE A STEVIE NICKS LEAD VOCAL ARE NOW TARIFFED AT 250%

Ant taking the victory lap outside Crypto to talk trash and tell people his favorite movie is Matilda. @edsbs.bsky.social - is he the most Atlanta athlete ever?

Joseph Finder ~ • Follow 2d • G • • • It's the 250th anniversary of the midnight ride of Paul Revere. A local TV station mapped the route out with nods to past and present Boston-area landmarks, including all seven Dunkin' Donuts a modern-day Paul Revere could stop at: https://www.nocboston.com/news/local/paul-revere-midnight-ride-boston-today/3685215/

i often see things that make me say "this is the most Boston thing I have ever seen in my life" but i think this one might have swept them all