GNU C Mane

money saving tip: you can get a bouquet for $1.29 if wrap in the twist-tie from the parsley

he’s in ‘goose stance’

cape on the bus type mf (laudatory)

Huge diner foldout menu divided into sections: Blood, Phlegm, Yellow Bile, Black Bile, Beverages

Halderman: and you know the media’s gonna feast on this like jackals
[sounds of plates and cutlery]
Halderman: Is that breakfast? Pineapple and cottage cheese?
[indistinct speech and cutlery noises]
Nixon: comes out in these strands, thick as your pinky and apparently it tastes better too

don’t be scared

Turn those fans to blue so it doesn’t overheat!!!

Incredible Chaos Mana capacity from starting out life as a baby named Guy

Doctor, please Inspect My Components

Try the new Hot ‘n Spicy Bottomless Chasm

Good luck dude

All Hands - Town Hall: ASMR

I’m directing the GPS to straight to the Yum Center

Fidget spinning a chicken wing

Handing TSA a tarot card

Batman should have a villain who is like a dark Batman the way Spiderman has Venom and his name should be Bat Nasty

Scientists at CERN have let the beam sweep across a sandwich to unlock a new form of lunch

You can add me on SchlonkedIn

The one in Seattle I’d say

There’s Quiltfordshire England, Duvet France, Snugbuggörd Norway and all America has is Pillowpile Texas, we know nothing about how to sleep

That plaid!! 🔥😤🔥😤

This detail seals the deal:

“I was making a funny noise people were honestly crying laughing at,” he claimed in the caption of a followup video.

Blatant Bard erasure

A Nom de Plume lifted from the final line of the 1992 Disney film: “I love ya Newsies”

Rockin the Conference Room by Gantt Raci and the Stakeholders

Sorry, Xfinity chat can’t help you with generate a Crunk video about “letting those spinnerets spray girl”

Scanning the Home Depot impulse buy rack for a drywall bar

The North American Glandmass

(cutscene of your create-a-character in the mall jail)
"Oh, I mistimed that one"